Oh a classic joke. I love it.

[Nonnie]

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

[Gadget]

Where's the soap. Yes doesn't it.

Every time Nuns and jokes come together. Out comes the punch line.

[gremlin]

It's like the nuns and vampire joke. Two nuns in a car when a vampire attacks, one says to the other "show him your cross" so she she started yelling **** off you ******* blood sucking bastard!

[gary tompkins]

Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street.
The first one says "I've never come this way before."
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

[rockjock620]

what's black and white and can't do U turns in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

[dlloyduk]

Please stop this at once.
You will upset the wife as she is a Nun:D

[Bodybag]

Please stop this at once.
You will upset the wife as she is a Nun:D

But only on Thursdays eh?! :mand: