Oh a classic joke. I love it.

Nonnie · 21-02-2007, 05:02 PM

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

Gadget · 21-02-2007, 06:17 PM

Where's the soap. Yes doesn't it.

Every time Nuns and jokes come together. Out comes the punch line.

21-02-2007, 06:58 PM

It's like the nuns and vampire joke. Two nuns in a car when a vampire attacks, one says to the other "show him your cross" so she she started yelling **** off you ******* blood sucking bastard!

gary tompkins · 21-02-2007, 10:39 PM

Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street.
The first one says "I've never come this way before."
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

22-02-2007, 07:57 AM

what's black and white and can't do U turns in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

22-02-2007, 08:12 AM

Please stop this at once.
You will upset the wife as she is a Nun

22-02-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlloyduk

Please stop this at once.
You will upset the wife as she is a Nun

But only on Thursdays eh?!

21-02-2007, 05:02 PM	#1
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	Oh a classic joke. I love it. Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay." __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

21-02-2007, 06:17 PM	#2
Gadget wtf... Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Abbey Wood Bike: Multiple Monsters Posts: 563	Where's the soap. Yes doesn't it. Every time Nuns and jokes come together. Out comes the punch line. __________________ Gary N

21-02-2007, 10:39 PM	#4
gary tompkins 1/2 man - 1/2 pogo-stick Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dartford, Kent Bike: M900ie Posts: 7,241	Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before." The second one replies "Must be the cobbles" __________________ GT Fully paid up member of the S.A.S. (Scottoiler Appreciation Society) 27,000 miles on original chain - and still going strong!

21-02-2007, 06:58 PM	#3
gremlin Guest Posts: n/a	It's like the nuns and vampire joke. Two nuns in a car when a vampire attacks, one says to the other "show him your cross" so she she started yelling ** off you ***** blood sucking bastard!

22-02-2007, 07:57 AM	#5
rockjock620 Guest Posts: n/a	what's black and white and can't do U turns in a corridor? A nun with a javelin through her head.

22-02-2007, 08:12 AM	#6
dlloyduk Guest Posts: n/a	Please stop this at once. You will upset the wife as she is a Nun