Security

I know my bike aint going to be standing out in the crowd, but you dont know my luck....

What should i be gettin for outside overnight parkin?

Dont want to look like this on Sunday morning.

[Albie]

a big umbrella tee hee. or a gazebo. or just a plain and simple bike cover, or get a brolly dolly. or buy a house with a garage. or sleep next to it in ur bed? sure the other half would like that, (if u have another half) kimi xxx

Im on about at arrow mill

[Albie]

then it would appear a brolly dolly would be the best option! or just one of those annoyingly rustly green tarpaulin thingys that make sooooooooo much noise in the wind grrr. i still say the brolly dolly tho!!! i'll offer my brolly holding services if u want?? kimi xxx

A job for Elmo me thinks

[Albie]

Elmo???? k x

WOT

Do us a flavour and sit on my bike all night in your mrs pants.

We will get a big lock and chain and rap it round Denis's chopper

[Albie]

i'm lost in this conversation, i'm assuming ur elmo, but what are mrs pants and whos gonna chain what to a chopper? and what is a chopper?? id appreciate if ud explained to me! p.s im blonde!!! kimi xxx

She won't let me in her draws any more.

[Albie]

ah i'm getting it, thanks for that. i dont own any mrs pants though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kimi xxx

Bash will explain if your over 18.

[Albie]

i am, in june! go on pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

ME talking to a blonde, who is nearly eighteen, a biker chick and wants to talk about pants....WITH MY REPUTATION!!!! I dont think so