Events in Dorset

spacemonkey · 07-03-2004, 06:03 PM

I'm predicting that there will be some exciting events in the Bournemouth area this month.

Mrs Brady of Southbourne will win a line at Bingo in the local Scout Hut on Wednesday night.

Mr Jones opposite my mother's house will be out moving his two cars int the car park to make sure nobody parks in 'his' spaces.

All throughout the area husbands will be out mowing the lawn and washing the car before a family day out at B&Q.

Mrs Smythe will be getting her blue rinse done at Garbo's next to the surf shop in Mudeford.

There will be one solitary Monster riding around between the traffic-undertaking, overtaking wombling free-in the noisiest manner possible, and generally trying to give bikers a bad name.

Where is everyone?

07-03-2004, 07:20 PM

We're still here, even carving through the sleet and snow on Sunday

Using Sue's bike as I'm still rebuilding mine.
Went for breakfast with a couple of lads - cafe had no electric, ended up getting burgers at the local amateur radio exhibition - how exciting is that ?

07-03-2004, 07:29 PM

Oi I'm a licenced Radio ham.

07-03-2004, 07:35 PM

Do you have burger vans at your exhibitions ?

07-03-2004, 07:45 PM

O yes and dohnuts mmmmm.

07-03-2004, 08:05 PM

I represent Dorset South. Mr Bunny represents Dorset North.
Our combined age is 407.

See how this County thrives!!!!!

Bunny are you going to let these whippersnappers get the better of us?

Will I be the sole representative of Dorset at Mallory??

07-03-2004, 08:09 PM

Hell Keith, that makes you 365 years old, I know Boringmouth is full of pensioners (including my Nan), but that's OLD

07-03-2004, 08:13 PM

Oi! Just you wait - the auto box is ready and I'm just awaiting delivery of a swivel seat and I'll be up to Gillingham to compare birth cerificates. It'll be easier for me to bring mine 'cos yours is in stone tablet form!!

spacemonkey · 07-03-2004, 10:07 PM

It's when you have a 'Stanna' to get to the garage that you will rule supreme!

16-03-2004, 05:45 PM

Hey Bunny - this thread had 52 hits - where is everybody then - shall we send out a search party?

16-03-2004, 05:53 PM

ah the twitch of the net curtain.....fear not oh simian one, we are not long for this little britain........
lexy.
ps:given our locales dvd clubs beckon.

02-08-2004, 01:10 PM

have just moved to bournemouth form pompy is there going to be any rideouts or anything?

02-08-2004, 11:47 PM

probably not! Come and see me at Motorbiking in Christchurch on Saturday and we can discuss a rideout now there are two of us!!!

Whereabouts in Bournemouth are you?

03-08-2004, 07:47 AM

charminster do you know the fiveways pub near there sat is good there may be some more after the summer still have mates in the bike club at pompy uni who want go out

spacemonkey · 08-08-2004, 06:14 PM

Ah, the Fiveways pub in Charminster. Full of foreign students. Hubba, hubba.... I know that bench on the corner by the roundabout very well....

07-03-2004, 06:03 PM	#1
spacemonkey I see dead people. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Carving a slice thru the braindead masses..(pun intended) Bike: M900 Posts: 1,464	Events in Dorset I'm predicting that there will be some exciting events in the Bournemouth area this month. Mrs Brady of Southbourne will win a line at Bingo in the local Scout Hut on Wednesday night. Mr Jones opposite my mother's house will be out moving his two cars int the car park to make sure nobody parks in 'his' spaces. All throughout the area husbands will be out mowing the lawn and washing the car before a family day out at B&Q. Mrs Smythe will be getting her blue rinse done at Garbo's next to the surf shop in Mudeford. There will be one solitary Monster riding around between the traffic-undertaking, overtaking wombling free-in the noisiest manner possible, and generally trying to give bikers a bad name. Where is everyone? __________________ http://www.jasperfforde.com/swindon/7wonders.html

07-03-2004, 07:20 PM	#2
Bunny Guest Posts: n/a	We're still here, even carving through the sleet and snow on Sunday Using Sue's bike as I'm still rebuilding mine. Went for breakfast with a couple of lads - cafe had no electric, ended up getting burgers at the local amateur radio exhibition - how exciting is that ? Last edited by Bunny; 07-03-2004 at 07:36 PM..

07-03-2004, 08:05 PM	#6
Matt Black Guest Posts: n/a	YOUNG MAN! I represent Dorset South. Mr Bunny represents Dorset North. Our combined age is 407. See how this County thrives!!!!! Bunny are you going to let these whippersnappers get the better of us? Will I be the sole representative of Dorset at Mallory??

07-03-2004, 10:07 PM	#9
spacemonkey I see dead people. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Carving a slice thru the braindead masses..(pun intended) Bike: M900 Posts: 1,464	It's when you have a 'Stanna' to get to the garage that you will rule supreme! __________________ http://www.jasperfforde.com/swindon/7wonders.html

02-08-2004, 01:10 PM	#12
mad_turnips Guest Posts: n/a	Is anything goining to happen have just moved to bournemouth form pompy is there going to be any rideouts or anything?

07-03-2004, 07:29 PM	#3
Elmo Guest Posts: n/a	Oi I'm a licenced Radio ham.

07-03-2004, 07:35 PM	#4
Bunny Guest Posts: n/a	Do you have burger vans at your exhibitions ?

07-03-2004, 07:45 PM	#5
Elmo Guest Posts: n/a	O yes and dohnuts mmmmm.

07-03-2004, 08:09 PM	#7
Bunny Guest Posts: n/a	Hell Keith, that makes you 365 years old, I know Boringmouth is full of pensioners (including my Nan), but that's OLD

07-03-2004, 08:13 PM	#8
Matt Black Guest Posts: n/a	Oi! Just you wait - the auto box is ready and I'm just awaiting delivery of a swivel seat and I'll be up to Gillingham to compare birth cerificates. It'll be easier for me to bring mine 'cos yours is in stone tablet form!!

16-03-2004, 05:45 PM	#10
Matt Black Guest Posts: n/a	Hey Bunny - this thread had 52 hits - where is everybody then - shall we send out a search party?

16-03-2004, 05:53 PM	#11
A Yerbury Guest Posts: n/a	ah the twitch of the net curtain.....fear not oh simian one, we are not long for this little britain........ lexy. ps:given our locales dvd clubs beckon.

02-08-2004, 11:47 PM	#13
Matt Black Guest Posts: n/a	probably not! Come and see me at Motorbiking in Christchurch on Saturday and we can discuss a rideout now there are two of us!!! Whereabouts in Bournemouth are you?

03-08-2004, 07:47 AM	#14
mad_turnips Guest Posts: n/a	hi charminster do you know the fiveways pub near there sat is good there may be some more after the summer still have mates in the bike club at pompy uni who want go out

08-08-2004, 06:14 PM	#15
spacemonkey I see dead people. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Carving a slice thru the braindead masses..(pun intended) Bike: M900 Posts: 1,464	Ah, the Fiveways pub in Charminster. Full of foreign students. Hubba, hubba.... I know that bench on the corner by the roundabout very well.... __________________ http://www.jasperfforde.com/swindon/7wonders.html