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11-08-2005, 07:02 PM
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>>1. What do you call a Chav in a box? >> >> >>Innit. >> >> >> >> >>2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? >> >> >>Sorted >> >> >> >> >>3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? >> >> >>Safe. >> >> >> >> >>4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? >> >> >>Innuinnit. >> >> >> >> >>5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? >> >> >>They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall >>down a flight of stairs. >> >> >> >> >>6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? >> >> >>The bride. >> >> >> >> >>7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, >>why should you try not to hit him? >> >> >>It might be your bike. >> >> >> >> >>8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? >> >> >>One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. >> >> >> >> >>9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? >> >> >>What you lookin' at?" >> >> >> >> >>10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? >> >> >>Paint three stripes on it. >> >> >> >> >>11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? >> >> >>The police >> >> >> >> >>12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? >> >> >>A liar. >> >> >> >> >>13. What do you say to a chav with a job? >> >> >>Can I have a big mac please >> >> >> >> >>14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? >> >> >>Will the defendant please stand >> >> >> >> >>15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville? >> >> >>Exhibit A >> >> >> >> >>16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? >> >> >>A Nova seats 4 >> >> >> >> >>17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? >> >> >>Granny. >> >> >> >> >>18. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb? >> >> >>One, they'll screw anything. >> >> >> >> >>19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? >> >> >>A start. >> >> >> >> >>20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? >> >> >>None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit." >> >> >> >> >>21. Why did the chav take a shower? >> >> >>He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the >>carwash >> >> >> >> >>22. Why did the Chav cross the road? >> >> >>To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. >> >> >> >> >>23. What do you call a Chav at college? >> >> >>The cleaner. >> >> >> >> >>24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were >>approaching >>Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of >>the >>town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. >>As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, >>"Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? >> >> >>Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" >> >> >>The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, >>"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." >> |
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11-08-2005, 07:05 PM
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:lol: NICE
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