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29-07-2005, 06:47 PM | #1 |
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The Cowboy and the Lesbian!
An old cowboy went into a bar and ordered a drink. as he sat sipping his whisky, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked "Are you a real cowboy?"
he replied "Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so, yes ma'am, I guess I am" The women said "well, I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. as soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. as I watch TV, or even eat ,I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women. The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied " I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian " |
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