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22-07-2005, 02:28 PM | #1 |
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4 friends at a party...
>Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
>party. >After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who >remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my >pride >and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the >barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began >to >climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He >became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes >for >his birthday." > >The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and >joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight >school >to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where >he >owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best >friend >a brand new jet for his birthday." > >The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best >universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own >construction >company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very >nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square >foot mansion." > >The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned >from >the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" > >One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the >successes of our sons. ...What about your son?" The fourth man replied: >"My >son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The >three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." > >The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love >him. >And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and >he >received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a >top >of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends." |
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