Last words...

14-07-2005, 01:42 PM

Harry was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight by his side.
She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up at him and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling," he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

14-07-2005, 03:52 PM

With your posting of the Knife Block and now this, are you trying to tell us in a nice way that you just hate men!?

15-07-2005, 04:05 PM

errrrrrrrrr...ummmmmmmmm...I think I do actually

:lol:

Only joking, majority of my mates are men...just crap boyf material

15-07-2005, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chappers

errrrrrrrrr...ummmmmmmmm...I think I do actually

:lol:

Only joking, majority of my mates are men...just crap boyf material

Well! just what is it women want!?

Paranoid Dave · 15-07-2005, 09:36 PM

chocs, cheesy music, alcohol and a man to wipe feet on usually

there are a few good ones but they are normally taken.

Paranoid Dave · 15-07-2005, 09:37 PM

or they are gay

16-07-2005, 12:07 PM

Hey chappers. I love it. Where do you find them all? pmsl
Bev x

MORE :lol:

17-07-2005, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babeonaduke

Hey chappers. I love it. Where do you find them all? pmsl
Bev x

MORE :lol:

I get mailed jokes on a daily basis at work from me mates and I only ever put a few on as I have to try and find time to do some actual work too during the day :lol:

If I had time I could probably post a joke an hour on here all day and still not run out!!!

14-07-2005, 01:42 PM	#1
Chappers Guest Posts: n/a	Last words... Harry was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up at him and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,Everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

15-07-2005, 09:36 PM	#5
Paranoid Dave Is it meant to do that? Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Innit Bike: Other Ducati Posts: 2,198	chocs, cheesy music, alcohol and a man to wipe feet on usually there are a few good ones but they are normally taken. __________________ Goodbye Audrey Hello Eric

15-07-2005, 09:37 PM	#6
Paranoid Dave Is it meant to do that? Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Innit Bike: Other Ducati Posts: 2,198	or they are gay __________________ Goodbye Audrey Hello Eric

14-07-2005, 03:52 PM	#2
Plum Guest Posts: n/a	With your posting of the Knife Block and now this, are you trying to tell us in a nice way that you just hate men!?

15-07-2005, 04:05 PM	#3
Chappers Guest Posts: n/a	errrrrrrrrr...ummmmmmmmm...I think I do actually :lol: Only joking, majority of my mates are men...just crap boyf material

16-07-2005, 12:07 PM	#7
babeonaduke Guest Posts: n/a	Hey chappers. I love it. Where do you find them all? pmsl Bev x MORE :lol: