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14-07-2005, 10:03 AM | #1 |
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at last, a sensible chain letter.
for the blokes that is.
>At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to the normal chain >letters/pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only >win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates. > > INSTRUCTIONS: > Anaesthetise your wife or girlfriend, put her in a large box, >(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at >the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and >you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those >women >will be at least: > 0.5 Miss Worlds > 2.5 Models > 463 Wild nymphos >3,234 Good-looking nymphos >20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms >40,198 Bi-sexual women. >In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less >inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of >all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come >back >to you. > > DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER >One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead >of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing >gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the >'accusing expression' on her face. On the same day, the international >supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend >moved out to >live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). >While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above >me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering >from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages. > >YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL >This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. > >No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities >(that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-laws, and >no >unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not >hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your friends. >PS - Even when you have no wife or girlfriend, you can send your >hoover >PPS - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they >can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon >undertake. > |
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