I Will Survive - hey hey...

>At first I was afraid, I was petrified
>When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
>But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
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>That I grew strong
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>And knew that I could take you on
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>But there you are... another lie,
>I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry
>I should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream
>Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans...
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>Go on now go... walk out the door
>Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
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>Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out
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>Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!
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>I will survive, I will survive
>Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!
>I will always have good sex with a handful of latex
>I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey
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>It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
>When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
>But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs
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>Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed
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>Go on now go... you'd better flee
>Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother... he was 3
>I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees
>Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me
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>Go on now go... just hit the track
>Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back
>The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours
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>Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce
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>Go on now go... get out of my sight
>I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length is right
>And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door
>You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor
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>Go on now go...