2 queers...

Two queers, Rupert and Quentin, are behind some bushes,

When all of a sudden Rupert shouts out as he is having terrible pains in his stomach

Quentin asks him "What’s the matter with you"

Ruperts says "I think I'm having a baby"

Quentin says "Don’t be stupid you can’t have a baby - you’re a man"

Rupert says "I can feel it moving around in my stomach"

All of a sudden Rupert has one almighty pain in his stomach so he pulls his trousers down and squats. There is a bloody mess everywhere as he pushes with all his might. When he is finally finished he looks down and shouts out at the top of his voice "I've had a baby. I can see its little arms and legs moving around"

Quentin comes over to take a look..

"You dirty bastard. You've just sh*t on a frog"