Charlie

Prince Charles pulling into Buk Palace runs over the queens favourite corgi. Oh oh thinks the prince now I'm done for.
Just then up pops his fairy godmother.
"Please" wails the prince, "make the dog better".
The fairy looks at the dog and sadly shakes her head, "too late I'm afraid" she says,"it's flat as pancake and all it's guts are squished out"
"but" she adds" I will grant you a wish to make up for it"
"ok " says Charles
"make my lovely Camilla beautiful, and popular with every one of my subjects to be"
The fairy replies
"let me look at the dog again"