Ed Zachary..

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had
a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have
something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical
expertise of a well known Chinese sex therapist called Dr Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off
all your crose"... the woman did as she was told.
"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room"...
again the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me"
As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly, "Your probrem vewy
bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat
why you not haf sex or dates"
The woman said anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what on earth is Ed Zachary disease?"
Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied "Ed Zachary disease is when
your face look Ed Zachary like your arse" !!!!