Ebay Bargain............

03-04-2005, 02:48 PM

A quick house clearance?...........

03-04-2005, 05:22 PM

Must be the wicked streak in me but I found that quite funny.

Keep it up old bean

03-04-2005, 05:27 PM

I did wonder how long it would take.

Nonnie · 03-04-2005, 05:30 PM

Well, speaking as a good Catholic girl, I must protest about this sort of humour on a public forum.

Offended of Ipswich.

03-04-2005, 06:09 PM

It really was, only a matter of time! Have to admit i havent heard any of the jokes that normally make the rounds at a time like this.

Not that i would larf!

Nonnie · 06-04-2005, 10:52 AM

Hey Didge, there's another to complement yours.

Still offended of Ipswich

06-04-2005, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonnie

Well, speaking as a good Catholic girl, I must protest about this sort of humour on a public forum.

Offended of Ipswich.

Nonnie, I've yet to meet a GOOD cathlic girl, they've all been very, very bad, and that's a lot more fun.

The Offender of Smallfield

06-04-2005, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonnie

Hey Didge, there's another to complement yours.

Still offended of Ipswich

He still looks a little stiff!

spacemonkey · 06-04-2005, 05:48 PM

From a professional point of view, I must point out that he did seem to be wearing a lot of lipstick for his recent jaunt in front of the crowds, and he seems to be greying off already around the chin and nose area. Typical of dodgy embalming.... Now if they had called me? Oh well, maybe Monaco...

06-04-2005, 05:53 PM

I'd better not mention that you watch tv Saturday night, the new series of POPE IDOL starts to find his successor

06-04-2005, 06:09 PM

Top Saturday night entertainment ...

Nonnie · 06-04-2005, 06:09 PM

Say 10 Hail Marys the lot of you. Heathen bastards. Should be burned alive.

06-04-2005, 07:32 PM

I find a few questions arise at the death of the Pope.....

1. I wonder if they have to open all the windows to get the old man smell out of the Vatican?

2. Do they just turn over the (no doubt) **** ridden mattress for the new pope (as my mother did when my Grandad died) or will they buy a new one?

3. Who has to go though the pontifs scraggy pant draw? And and if they burn the offending articals will the smoke be misunderstood as the selection of the replacement?

Off to burn in hell now!!

Nonnie · 06-04-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Collie_dog

I find a few questions arise at the death of the Pope.....

1. I wonder if they have to open all the windows to get the old man smell out of the Vatican?

2. Do they just turn over the (no doubt) **** ridden mattress for the new pope (as my mother did when my Grandad died) or will they buy a new one?

3. Who has to go though the pontifs scraggy pant draw? And and if they burn the offending articals will the smoke be misunderstood as the selection of the replacement?

Off to burn in hell now!!

You do think about the strangest things! Let me know how hell goes and if it's better than sitting up here on this horse, I'll come and join you!

07-04-2005, 03:16 AM

Ugh pope pants!!!
Does the new guy inherit the dressing gown? and will he be able to choose the company car this time?

03-04-2005, 05:30 PM	#4
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	Well, speaking as a good Catholic girl, I must protest about this sort of humour on a public forum. Offended of Ipswich. __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

06-04-2005, 05:48 PM	#9
spacemonkey I see dead people. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Carving a slice thru the braindead masses..(pun intended) Bike: M900 Posts: 1,464	From a professional point of view, I must point out that he did seem to be wearing a lot of lipstick for his recent jaunt in front of the crowds, and he seems to be greying off already around the chin and nose area. Typical of dodgy embalming.... Now if they had called me? Oh well, maybe Monaco... __________________ http://www.jasperfforde.com/swindon/7wonders.html

06-04-2005, 06:09 PM	#12
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	Say 10 Hail Marys the lot of you. Heathen bastards. Should be burned alive. __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

03-04-2005, 05:22 PM	#2
Fodder Guest Posts: n/a	Must be the wicked streak in me but I found that quite funny. Keep it up old bean

03-04-2005, 05:27 PM	#3
Mand Guest Posts: n/a	I did wonder how long it would take.

03-04-2005, 06:09 PM	#5
Plum Guest Posts: n/a	It really was, only a matter of time! Have to admit i havent heard any of the jokes that normally make the rounds at a time like this. Not that i would larf!

06-04-2005, 05:53 PM	#10
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	I'd better not mention that you watch tv Saturday night, the new series of POPE IDOL starts to find his successor

06-04-2005, 07:32 PM	#13
Collie_dog Guest Posts: n/a	I find a few questions arise at the death of the Pope..... 1. I wonder if they have to open all the windows to get the old man smell out of the Vatican? 2. Do they just turn over the (no doubt) **** ridden mattress for the new pope (as my mother did when my Grandad died) or will they buy a new one? 3. Who has to go though the pontifs scraggy pant draw? And and if they burn the offending articals will the smoke be misunderstood as the selection of the replacement? Off to burn in hell now!!