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Old 01-04-2005, 01:43 PM   #1
Bob Dixon
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Angry Reporting an innapropriate post.....

I`ve just been to B&Q to pick up a 4"x4" fence post and they have supplied me with it`s metric equivalent which , in my opinion, is innapropriate. Has anybody else reported an innapropriate post recently?
 
Old 01-04-2005, 01:48 PM   #2
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inappropriate?, this is my local newspaper from today.
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Old 01-04-2005, 01:53 PM   #3
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Im a victim.

I keep on being inundated with mail for me to join the book of the month club. Ive recieved 8 copies of David Nivens "The Moons a Ballon"
Im going to complain to the Royal Mail as surely this an inapropriate post!!
This really gets my goat...its just so infuriating!!
Regards.
 
Old 01-04-2005, 01:58 PM   #4
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does anybody know where i can buy any A2 laminating pockets?
 
Old 01-04-2005, 02:02 PM   #5
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Try

Partners, much cheaper than WH smith and the quality is just as good.
Dont try the online version as you will be innundated by Russian and Thia birds wanting to marry you.
They do of course clean the house very well and cater to your every whim!!
Just a thought.
 
Old 01-04-2005, 02:22 PM   #6
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jesus

on a burnt slice of bread, surely an inappropriate toast?
 
Old 01-04-2005, 02:41 PM   #7
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I once travelled to Dunbar to watch the sun set on the horizon. Later found out it was an inappropriate coast.
 
Old 01-04-2005, 02:53 PM   #8
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I went to a party recently and was the subject of unwanted sexual advances from the person who owned the house. He really was an inappropriate host.
 
Old 01-04-2005, 02:53 PM   #9
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Sunday lunch.

My wife and I often entertain friends over the weekend and we decided to cook a loin of pork, stuffed with peaches on the Sunday afternoon
A long time friend brought over two business associates, Mr Cohen and Mr Khan to dine with us.
Imagine the look on all our faces as we served up an inappropriate roast!!

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Old 01-04-2005, 03:02 PM   #10
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Craig, your descriptions of culinary delights are quite obviously beyond your technical capabilities.

Surely an inappropriate boast?
 
Old 01-04-2005, 03:19 PM   #11
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Wordplay

Such fun....Im sure Mr Yerbury and Mr S will be able to fill in the gaps...
 
Old 01-04-2005, 03:21 PM   #12
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My friend has a rude poltergeist which haunts his house, we always refer to him as the innapropriate ghost.
I would like to ask you all to join with me and offer up prayers for our Holy Father in Rome who is very poorly, in fact he might even be dead. If the priest tries to force feed him communion I think that that would be giving Il Papa an innapropriate host.[It`s a catholic thing Craig, you won`t get it] fascist proddy dog.
 
Old 01-04-2005, 03:30 PM   #13
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Bob,
I was under the impression that you had given up cats for lent...therefor your not a catoholic anymore!!
Kicking with my right foot!!
Regards
 
Old 01-04-2005, 03:33 PM   #14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CraigMac
Such fun....Im sure Mr Yerbury and Mr S will be able to fill in the gaps...
Craigs run out of oasts! (meant to be sung ooaassttss)

So have i, actually.

I had a ghost one left but bob already did that.
 
Old 01-04-2005, 03:39 PM   #15
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Hoist

I was considering the use of hoist....but felt it would be scraping the .....
 
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