Weekender is cancelled

31-03-2005, 06:20 PM

I`m on an economy drive at the moment and have just cancelled my weekly copy of the 'Weekender' , a local TV listings magazine. Has anybody else had to make any sacrifices this week?

31-03-2005, 06:34 PM

Why yes, I was on an economy drive last week but have just acquired a legit, cash pastime...the economy drive had to go.
Alice.

31-03-2005, 07:29 PM

I stopped having extra mushrooms in the morning. for a day at least.

31-03-2005, 07:58 PM

Yes toilet roll has gone by the by, but is buying newspaper and cutting into squares false economy???

Nonnie · 31-03-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by scrumpster

Yes toilet roll has gone by the by, but is buying newspaper and cutting into squares false economy???

No babes it's just tight. I will be informing Arrow Mill you will be stealing the toiletries!

31-03-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Nonnie

No babes it's just tight. I will be informing Arrow Mill you will be stealing the toiletries!

I know my arse is tight and I'm awaiting surgery, no need to get personal mate!!!!

Nonnie · 31-03-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by scrumpster

I know my arse is tight and I'm awaiting surgery, no need to get personal mate!!!!

I meant "tight" as in "mean" I meant.

31-03-2005, 08:24 PM

Oh NO

Now the whole UKMOC know my secret Nonnie

Nonnie · 31-03-2005, 08:32 PM

It's OK I feel sure they will laugh with you and not at you

31-03-2005, 08:34 PM

Remains to be seen

31-03-2005, 08:49 PM

If the arse is so tight then why the need for so much in the toiletry department? a packet of rizlas should last about a month (if folded properly)

31-03-2005, 09:05 PM

I have had to sacrifice my life of celibacy to go to the weekender. Its the only way i can keep that scumbag Postie away from the wife

Hard life, but thems the breaks!

31-03-2005, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by A Yerbury

If the arse is so tight then why the need for so much in the toiletry department? a packet of rizlas should last about a month (if folded properly)

Now why didn't I think of that

31-03-2005, 09:20 PM

hey, it's my job, helping people out and all that. If you require a more thorough consulatation then please get in touch with my secretary Penny, discretion assured at a really sort of reasonable price maybe.
The Doctor.

31-03-2005, 10:18 PM

Wasn't that a top tune by Flowered Up

31-03-2005, 06:20 PM	#1
Bob Dixon Guest Posts: n/a	Weekender is cancelled I`m on an economy drive at the moment and have just cancelled my weekly copy of the 'Weekender' , a local TV listings magazine. Has anybody else had to make any sacrifices this week?

31-03-2005, 06:34 PM	#2
A Yerbury Guest Posts: n/a	like lambs to the dog food co. Why yes, I was on an economy drive last week but have just acquired a legit, cash pastime...the economy drive had to go. Alice.

31-03-2005, 08:32 PM	#9
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	It's OK I feel sure they will laugh with you and not at you __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

31-03-2005, 08:49 PM	#11
A Yerbury Guest Posts: n/a	lady plumbing, whats that all about eh? If the arse is so tight then why the need for so much in the toiletry department? a packet of rizlas should last about a month (if folded properly)

31-03-2005, 09:20 PM	#14
A Yerbury Guest Posts: n/a	I care hey, it's my job, helping people out and all that. If you require a more thorough consulatation then please get in touch with my secretary Penny, discretion assured at a really sort of reasonable price maybe. The Doctor.

31-03-2005, 07:29 PM	#3
Richard_S Guest Posts: n/a	I stopped having extra mushrooms in the morning. for a day at least.

31-03-2005, 07:58 PM	#4
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	Yes toilet roll has gone by the by, but is buying newspaper and cutting into squares false economy???

31-03-2005, 08:24 PM	#8
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	Oh NO Now the whole UKMOC know my secret Nonnie

31-03-2005, 08:34 PM	#10
scrumpster Guest Posts: n/a	Remains to be seen

31-03-2005, 09:05 PM	#12
Plum Guest Posts: n/a	I have had to sacrifice my life of celibacy to go to the weekender. Its the only way i can keep that scumbag Postie away from the wife Hard life, but thems the breaks!

31-03-2005, 10:18 PM	#15
bod Guest Posts: n/a	Wasn't that a top tune by Flowered Up