search engine fun

11-03-2005, 11:59 AM

goto http://www.google.co.uk

search on f**kwit (i think you know what to replace the * with!)

made me chuckle

Pedro · 11-03-2005, 12:13 PM

Always a true word spoken in jest....

11-03-2005, 01:10 PM

For even more Google fun go here

http://www.google.co.uk/preferences?hl=en

You can change the "Interface Language" to such beauties as Klingon, Elma Fudd or even "Bork Bork Bork"

DJ

isn't the web a stupid place

11-03-2005, 01:15 PM

and the old classic

in google enter "French Military Victories" - then hit the "I'm feeling Lucky" button

11-03-2005, 02:10 PM

I am offended by this last post.
We (the french people) have had plenty of victories, Napoleon didnt conquer half of Europe by getting his ass kicked, now, did he ?
i could just remind you of the last France-England encounters on the football pitch (french victory 2-1) and in the 6 nation (french victory 17-16 ?). or the medal count at the olympics ?
now, i'll accept an appology, i wouldnt want to make a diplomatic accident out of this.

11-03-2005, 02:20 PM

Don't worry lads, a bit of sabre rattlin' and he'll capitulate soon enough

I can't talk though, the Welsh don't exactly have the greatest record of victories either, although we do seem to be doing remarkebly well at Rugby at the moment

DJ

11-03-2005, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stef

I am offended by this last post.
We (the french people) have had plenty of victories, Napoleon didnt conquer half of Europe by getting his ass kicked, now, did he ?
i could just remind you of the last France-England encounters on the football pitch (french victory 2-1) and in the 6 nation (french victory 17-16 ?). or the medal count at the olympics ?
now, i'll accept an appology, i wouldnt want to make a diplomatic accident out of this.

Napoleon - we kicked that jumped up Corsican midget's arse twice!

Wasn't he the guy that ordered his army to march on Moscow and then left them to perish in the Russian winter? - not a great deal of forward planning on his part there.

Remember Agincourt, Crecy, Potiers, Waterloo, Trafalgar? None of them French military victories either. Face it you got your ass well and truly whupped there too. :twisted:

Ya didn't do all that well in the last two world wars either now did ya!!

As for footie and rugby - not exactly military encounters are they Stef?

No offence, I love the French (honest) - especially that Beatrice Dalle and a good St. Emilion. Just referring to a few historical facts that rather justify the Google joke.

11-03-2005, 03:25 PM

now now.. nikki old man, you really need to reconsider this !
Napoleon, bless the fool, still accumulated a lot of victories, and kicked british/austrian/prussian ass more often than not ! and very often all three at a time. a true millitary genius, noone would denied him the credit. but even the great hannibal lost his battles.
WWI, i think France won that one. possibly with the helps of the brits, nevertheless, Petain got his ways.
And if we have to talk about lost empires.. at least we still own a few pacific islands on which we can play with our nuclear toys.
i could just say that i am from the nation sitting in the mildest part of Europe, with coasts on three ocean/seas, with a nice, hot climate, ideal for wine growing and cheese making. 60 millions of us on a very sweet piece of land.
..
what the hell am i doing here, on an recluse island, with 60 millions of you lot in half the space..call me a looser !

11-03-2005, 03:27 PM

erm... and poitier was a french victory.

11-03-2005, 03:30 PM

so was austerlitz

11-03-2005, 03:34 PM

and we kicked you out of Orlean

11-03-2005, 03:38 PM

Marengo,Arcole, Rivoli, the Piramids, ULM, Iena, Friedland, Wagram, Borodino and Ligny.. i think google is broken.

CK & AK · 11-03-2005, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stef

And if we have to talk about lost empires.. at least we still own a few pacific islands on which we can play with our nuclear toys.

so?

we still have the Isle of Wight, Channel islands & the Hebrides to name but a few :lol:

11-03-2005, 04:49 PM

I typed Yerbury in Google, and found this:-

http://www.angelfire.com/art/ayerbury/

11-03-2005, 04:59 PM

whats this all about then Didge?

http://www.didgeweb.com/html/didgeindex.html

11-03-2005, 11:59 AM	#1
Rogerg Guest Posts: n/a	search engine fun goto http://www.google.co.uk search on f*kwit (i think you know what to replace the with!) made me chuckle

11-03-2005, 12:13 PM	#2
Pedro Ciao, come stai? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere Bike: Multiple Monsters Posts: 4,157	Always a true word spoken in jest.... __________________ M900 - 1993! Monster 1200R!

11-03-2005, 01:10 PM	#3
Dark-Jon Guest Posts: n/a	For even more Google fun go here http://www.google.co.uk/preferences?hl=en You can change the "Interface Language" to such beauties as Klingon, Elma Fudd or even "Bork Bork Bork" DJ isn't the web a stupid place

11-03-2005, 01:15 PM	#4
Rogerg Guest Posts: n/a	and the old classic in google enter "French Military Victories" - then hit the "I'm feeling Lucky" button

11-03-2005, 02:10 PM	#5
stef Guest Posts: n/a	I am offended by this last post. We (the french people) have had plenty of victories, Napoleon didnt conquer half of Europe by getting his ass kicked, now, did he ? i could just remind you of the last France-England encounters on the football pitch (french victory 2-1) and in the 6 nation (french victory 17-16 ?). or the medal count at the olympics ? now, i'll accept an appology, i wouldnt want to make a diplomatic accident out of this.

11-03-2005, 02:20 PM	#6
Dark-Jon Guest Posts: n/a	Don't worry lads, a bit of sabre rattlin' and he'll capitulate soon enough I can't talk though, the Welsh don't exactly have the greatest record of victories either, although we do seem to be doing remarkebly well at Rugby at the moment DJ

11-03-2005, 03:25 PM	#8
stef Guest Posts: n/a	now now.. nikki old man, you really need to reconsider this ! Napoleon, bless the fool, still accumulated a lot of victories, and kicked british/austrian/prussian ass more often than not ! and very often all three at a time. a true millitary genius, noone would denied him the credit. but even the great hannibal lost his battles. WWI, i think France won that one. possibly with the helps of the brits, nevertheless, Petain got his ways. And if we have to talk about lost empires.. at least we still own a few pacific islands on which we can play with our nuclear toys. i could just say that i am from the nation sitting in the mildest part of Europe, with coasts on three ocean/seas, with a nice, hot climate, ideal for wine growing and cheese making. 60 millions of us on a very sweet piece of land. .. what the hell am i doing here, on an recluse island, with 60 millions of you lot in half the space..call me a looser !

11-03-2005, 03:27 PM	#9
stef Guest Posts: n/a	erm... and poitier was a french victory.

11-03-2005, 03:30 PM	#10
stef Guest Posts: n/a	so was austerlitz

11-03-2005, 03:34 PM	#11
stef Guest Posts: n/a	and we kicked you out of Orlean

11-03-2005, 03:38 PM	#12
stef Guest Posts: n/a	Marengo,Arcole, Rivoli, the Piramids, ULM, Iena, Friedland, Wagram, Borodino and Ligny.. i think google is broken.

11-03-2005, 04:49 PM	#14
Didge Guest Posts: n/a	I typed Yerbury in Google, and found this:- http://www.angelfire.com/art/ayerbury/

11-03-2005, 04:59 PM	#15
Rogerg Guest Posts: n/a	whats this all about then Didge? http://www.didgeweb.com/html/didgeindex.html