Canadian Airlines...

09-03-2005, 11:47 AM

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the c0ckpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, what are you going to do do in Toronto?"

"Well," says the pilot, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big dump.....after which, I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t!ts out for dinner..... and then after dinner and a few drinks, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the c0ckpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a sh!t first."

09-03-2005, 03:23 PM

Hey Chappers, !*!*!*!*pit isn't a swear word, it's where they fly the plane...

09-03-2005, 09:47 PM

of course the new politically corrected name 'the box office' as used by women pilots wouldn't get consored, cuh how genderist is that ?

09-03-2005, 11:47 AM	#1
Chappers Guest Posts: n/a	Canadian Airlines... A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the c0ckpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, what are you going to do do in Toronto?" "Well," says the pilot, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big dump.....after which, I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t!ts out for dinner..... and then after dinner and a few drinks, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night." Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the c0ckpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a sh!t first." Last edited by Chappers; 10-03-2005 at 04:42 PM..

09-03-2005, 03:23 PM	#2
Miki Guest Posts: n/a	Hey Chappers, !!!!pit isn't a swear word, it's where they fly the plane...

09-03-2005, 09:47 PM	#3
Scotty Guest Posts: n/a	of course the new politically corrected name 'the box office' as used by women pilots wouldn't get consored, cuh how genderist is that ?