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04-03-2005, 01:25 PM | #1 |
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DIDGE I saw this...
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04-03-2005, 01:48 PM | #2 |
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Thank you Q, it was a nice thought, but really, why do you think I'd need something like that?
I can provide the REAL stuff. Besides, not only do mine sound so much better, due to years of tuning my inner muscles so that it has reached a level of anal hi-fidelity, but mine also smell. I've now gone far beyond making people's heads turn questioningly, as if to say "Who's dropped one"? The stench I can now let loose, will make your eyes water at 30 paces, leave burn marks on lawns, (well I think they're burn marks), cause old people and kids to vomit, clear a room within 6 seconds, close shops, and have firemen out in full safety gear looking for a rather nasty chemical spill. In fact, I've managed to peel some paint off the engine of my Ducati. This is why I never, I repeat NEVER, fart in a toilet, it's such a waste of good gas. Unless of course, Pedro or 'Terminator' Thompkins is waiting to use said lav after me. I am SO looking forward to the Weekender, so as to introduce as many as possible to the delights of my outpourings. |
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05-03-2005, 01:35 PM | #4 | |
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Residue, my dear Celeste, residue. After a few scientific tests, any paint peeling caused by 'colonic corrosives', will be easily spotted because remnants of rectal residue will be found under said paint. |
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05-03-2005, 07:38 PM | #5 |
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D.I.D.G.E.
Derriere Impresarios Deadly Gastrointestinal Emissions
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06-03-2005, 09:48 AM | #6 | |
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DAMN YOU THOMPKINS!.............I've been rumbled. |
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07-03-2005, 06:54 PM | #7 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
it's TOMPKINS BTW
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