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27-02-2005, 10:46 PM | #1 |
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The Encyclopedia that is ..... Didge
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Having checked out some of your (long) threads, i have decided to ask if you will be my 'Phone a Friend' on Millionaire? |
28-02-2005, 09:28 AM | #2 |
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phone a fiend more like..
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28-02-2005, 09:34 PM | #3 | |
1/2 man - 1/2 pogo-stick
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"... err.. hello Didge .. are you there?" Queue sound effects ... Rumble - Parrp - Frrrrappp - Oooof! "Sorry Chris (Didge in strained voice) I'll have to call you back mate... somethings come up... Oooer - Parp!!!"
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28-02-2005, 09:49 PM | #4 | |
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Right sir! Arrow Mill.....fisticuffs at dawn......I wager I shall down you with one mighty blow......(and it won't be a punch.heh..heh!) |
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01-03-2005, 12:13 PM | #5 |
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Have to admit, i am keen to see who has pulled the (short?) straw to share with Didge at the weekender.
Didge,Is it really true that you have god like status in regards to your arse thunder? Maybe we should call you Thor as he was the god of thunder, only not the same sort Maybe you have some facts on this for us all. I am looking forward to reading it! |
01-03-2005, 01:11 PM | #6 |
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I read somewhere that someone died from inhaling their farts in a small unventilated room!
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01-03-2005, 01:13 PM | #7 |
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01-03-2005, 05:55 PM | #8 | |
1/2 man - 1/2 pogo-stick
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...514802921&rd=1 And if high velocity shrapnel becomes a problem - one of these too.... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...746190172&rd=1
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01-03-2005, 06:09 PM | #9 |
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c'mon GT, you know all the members who were there last year voted to make sure Didge had his OWN SINGLE room!!! - somebody even offered to pay me, so they DIDNT have to share!
and of cours, the year before, Didge brought his tent!!! - I think it blew away........ :burnout: C |
01-03-2005, 06:32 PM | #10 |
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I am curious to meet the infamous Didge...............Am i sick?
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01-03-2005, 06:33 PM | #11 |
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you will be when you meet him..
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01-03-2005, 07:01 PM | #12 | |
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- just keep well away about an hour after meals, thats all the warning you'll need |
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01-03-2005, 07:10 PM | #13 |
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i bet he drinks Guinness!!
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01-03-2005, 10:57 PM | #14 | |
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One enjoys the burning sensation when the go in, and again, when they come out. The extra hot ones are very good if one suffers from the old 'Chalfonts'. One can hear them sizzle and then shrivel up as the chili remnants make their exit. As for my room mate, that will be Jan, who loves me despite the semi-permanant fug that can sometimes surround my immediate area. |
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02-03-2005, 12:24 PM | #15 | |
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I reckon that with the UKOMC awards coming up, sharing a room with you at the Weekender should be a prize! Thing is which award should it be: 1. Newcomer - This is a no-no. They will leave as quick as they join. 2. Comedy - You may lose all sense of humour. 3. Best Post or Thread - Didge does most of these, so he could sleep with himself! 4. Anorak - No an NBC (Nuclear, Chemical & Biological) suit might suffice Or we could create a new award - People You Want To Upset/Bump Off But i fear a very big list of ex's would be posted What do you reckon? |
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