threadiquette!

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'ello 'ello 'ello, wots all this then ?? Bein' disrespectful to han hofficer of 'er Majesty's law, tut tut tut, quick clip round the hear'll sort hem out, yoof of today han' hall that...

Does it really matter what colour a bike is ?? Mine's blue (and it's faster than the red ones and the yellow ones, but that's not important at this moment), as all that really matters is that you treat others as you expect to be treated yourself.

And having a silver Monster with Termis aint a hanging offence, however having one with a radiator should be...

duck and cover, duck and cover, dodge dodge, gets coat, and runs...