man goes to doctors

[Paranoid Dave]

y'know those birthday candles you blow out and they re-light themselves, blow them out and they re-light again, well i heard that the factory that makes them caught fire last week......

[Paranoid Dave]

Man goes to the doctors and and says doc i feel like a moth, the doctor says you don't need a doctor you need a psychiatrist. The man says it's funny, i was on my way there but i saw your light was on.

man goes to doctors
doc ive lost my memory
when did this happen
when did what happen

man goes to docs i think im a square biscuit ..................................
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your crackers you are

Did you hear about the baker with the brown hands...............apparently he kneeded a poo.

Man goes to the doctors with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'

So I said to the taxi driver, 'King Authur's Close'. He said, 'Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next set of lights'

I went up into the attic and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made lousy violins.

"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's." "Well you can't say fairer than that then"

A man walked into the doctor's, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said "Well don't go there any more."

My wife and I were fighting like hammer and tongs. She won, she had the hammer.

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

I went to the doctor the other day
I said 'have you got anything for wind'
so he gave me a kite.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in a fireplace.....

A friend of mine said, "You want to go to Margate, it's good for rheumatism."
So I did, and I got it....