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Old 07-03-2019, 09:08 AM   #1
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Important research

Good to see someone taking life seriously.

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Old 07-03-2019, 01:09 PM   #2
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I was right !

Brilliant research, I have been right all along !! Thanks for posting , I flippin knew it
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Old 07-03-2019, 02:19 PM   #3
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Under is just weird, who does that?

And anyway, from a practical point of view the end hanging down in an 'under' situation would be attracted to a tiled wall with condensation, and I refuse to wipe my bum with damp paper.

Oh, and I insist on the end being folded into a point.

Does anyone know where I can get a huge grant from the government to research where to squeeze a toothpaste tube?

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Old 07-03-2019, 02:29 PM   #4
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......Does anyone know where I can get a huge grant from the government to research where to squeeze a toothpaste tube?
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In anticipation of your huge grant, I tend to go for:

A. Over the toothbrush.
B. In the bathroom.

Preferably both at the same time!
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Well done D, you've just extended the scope of the project and increased the Grant.

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Ends folded to a point? Do you live in a hotel? lol
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Old 07-03-2019, 03:01 PM   #7
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Ends folded to a point? Do you live in a hotel? lol
Nope, I just do it to annoy Mrs Nasher.

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Why stop at a triangle? There are plenty of more ornate folds available.
https://www.origami-resource-center....r-origami.html
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Old 07-03-2019, 06:27 PM   #9
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Does anyone know where I can get a huge grant from the government to research where to squeeze a toothpaste tube?
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..........more importantly , how do you get the last bit out!,,
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..........more importantly , how do you get the last bit out!,,
You squeeze it all up to the end with the back of a blade, then cut the tube near the nozzle end with scissors and scoop it out.

Have none of you been students too lazy to buy a new tube?

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Some of you lads seem to have got your bookmarks jumbled up, you’re landing on the Ukmoc site while searching for the Ducati forum!

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Some of you lads seem to have got your bookmarks jumbled up, you’re landing on the Ukmoc site while searching for the Ducati forum!

HaHa! But what about Brexit?
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HaHa! But what about Brexit?
, I must admit I am a Colgate man myself
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Brilliant......although I have Never used the line "she's a honey "
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