All over the West End

slob · 11-05-2011, 09:21 PM

Carded a Dark with Supertrapp pipes in Soho,
got buzzed by a red framed black one on Brewer Street
and then by a well known chromo heading North on Trafalgar Square.

Shame my starter sprag shat itself last week, otherwise I wouldn't be a West End pedestrian.

gary tompkins · 11-05-2011, 11:42 PM

In a short skirt and plaits you could pass for a west end girl

slob · 12-05-2011, 05:44 AM

curses, I was spotted too

12-05-2011, 10:10 AM

nah short skirt and bunches would be the bloke on the Chromo ...there was talk of 70s silver glitter platforms but I said not very water proof

12-05-2011, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by He11cat

nah short skirt and bunches would be the bloke on the Chromo ...there was talk of 70s silver glitter platforms but I said not very water proof

Silver Platforms would go with my silver racing suit

I look Great with bunches cannot rember if i was wearing a short skirt though ?

12-05-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by gary tompkins

In a short skirt and plaits you could pass for a west end girl

Gary, getting seriously concrned for you mate!!

gary tompkins · 12-05-2011, 12:38 PM

West end girls of Dartford.. easy to spot

Move around in herds. Average age about 15 with a fag on the go & constantly texting on iphone

A size 18 squeezed into a size 10 tracksuit pushing pram with several sprogs

12-05-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gary tompkins

West end girls of Dartford.. easy to spot

Move around in herds. Average age about 15 with a fag on the go & constantly texting on iphone

A size 18 squeezed into a size 10 tracksuit pushing pram with several sprogs

And they're the posh ones...

12-05-2011, 01:25 PM

see I wasn't making it up ....
It works better with the beard really...

I am also not lying about the race suit be afraid ... very afraid...

Don't start adding Cameo style "Word Up" codpieces to that suit now ... step away from ebay ....

GT " I am smoking a fag !!!"....... this town is full of em as well....

Heard them called "Kappa slappas" coming from the girl from Croydon...

slob · 12-05-2011, 01:25 PM

utopia · 12-05-2011, 01:26 PM

Round these parts their loud call of "Charlene-ette, get here, NOW" is quite distinctive, too.

12-05-2011, 01:27 PM

now im all confused and flustered .......
However I am sure Slob is not wearing anything iffy ..

Animal is probably wearing gold lame legwarmers .... seeing as I have not been fibbing so far and you have proof

12-05-2011, 01:30 PM

Summer breeze was the worst I heard round here......
shouted ...

There is also a child at school in this town called Fabreeze im not lying because her Mum likes the smell... and a boy called " something"...... this shocked me as I think I have heard most bad names in my time!!... you have to shout it in the right pitch of voice as well...

uksurfer · 12-05-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by slob

twins?

i never knew

gary tompkins · 12-05-2011, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuffy

And they're the posh ones...

..also try to avoid the town centre after dark

11-05-2011, 09:21 PM	#1
slob . Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: East London Bike: Multiple Monsters Posts: 9,710	All over the West End Carded a Dark with Supertrapp pipes in Soho, got buzzed by a red framed black one on Brewer Street and then by a well known chromo heading North on Trafalgar Square. Shame my starter sprag shat itself last week, otherwise I wouldn't be a West End pedestrian.

11-05-2011, 11:42 PM	#2
gary tompkins 1/2 man - 1/2 pogo-stick Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dartford, Kent Bike: M900ie Posts: 7,241	In a short skirt and plaits you could pass for a west end girl __________________ GT Fully paid up member of the S.A.S. (Scottoiler Appreciation Society) 27,000 miles on original chain - and still going strong!

12-05-2011, 12:38 PM	#7
gary tompkins 1/2 man - 1/2 pogo-stick Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dartford, Kent Bike: M900ie Posts: 7,241	I'll paint you a picture West end girls of Dartford.. easy to spot Move around in herds. Average age about 15 with a fag on the go & constantly texting on iphone A size 18 squeezed into a size 10 tracksuit pushing pram with several sprogs __________________ GT Fully paid up member of the S.A.S. (Scottoiler Appreciation Society) 27,000 miles on original chain - and still going strong! Last edited by gary tompkins; 12-05-2011 at 12:41 PM..

12-05-2011, 01:25 PM	#10
slob . Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: East London Bike: Multiple Monsters Posts: 9,710	oooh, get her!

12-05-2011, 05:44 AM	#3
slob . Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: East London Bike: Multiple Monsters Posts: 9,710	curses, I was spotted too

12-05-2011, 10:10 AM	#4
He11cat Guest Posts: n/a	nah short skirt and bunches would be the bloke on the Chromo ...there was talk of 70s silver glitter platforms but I said not very water proof

12-05-2011, 01:26 PM	#11
utopia No turn left unstoned Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: leicester Bike: M750 Posts: 4,545	Round these parts their loud call of "Charlene-ette, get here, NOW" is quite distinctive, too.

12-05-2011, 01:27 PM	#12
He11cat Guest Posts: n/a	now im all confused and flustered ....... However I am sure Slob is not wearing anything iffy .. Animal is probably wearing gold lame legwarmers .... seeing as I have not been fibbing so far and you have proof

12-05-2011, 01:30 PM	#13
He11cat Guest Posts: n/a	Summer breeze was the worst I heard round here...... shouted ... There is also a child at school in this town called Fabreeze im not lying because her Mum likes the smell... and a boy called " something"...... this shocked me as I think I have heard most bad names in my time!!... you have to shout it in the right pitch of voice as well...