Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly..... - Page 4

Nonnie · 20-05-2008, 06:10 PM

No bloody way is it for 40 something women!!!

Much older surely, greying, large knickers, bingo wings, tenalady, support socks...yeah you're right. It's us..

20-05-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonnie

No bloody way is it for 40 something women!!!

Much older surely, greying, large knickers, bingo wings, tenalady, support socks...yeah you're right. It's us..

I had to Google two items in that list, and that I now wish I hadn't... /shudder

40-something women? It looked to me like it was targeted at some fetish community! (only endorsed by those search results...)

Gotta go, I'm off to beat the heck out of some butter and sugar...

Cupcake

Nonnie · 20-05-2008, 08:10 PM

Benson, my dear buddy, is it time to put them out of their misery?!

Or shall we toy with them a little longer?

p.s. Cupcake, dying to know which ones you had to google

20-05-2008, 10:44 PM

I think we wait until the weekend Nonnie.......

20-05-2008, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benson

I think we wait until the weekend Nonnie.......

Bad call

25-05-2008, 04:53 PM

OK... while many of you were off having fun at the Mill (hope you all had a great time), I was stuck at home with a 696 with 582 miles on the clock, pending its first service on Friday (it was also rather damp, but I guess you guys knew that).

Anyway, to pass the time, I had to respond to the Benson/Nonnie/Singletrack gauntlet throwing...

As with many things start simple...

http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcake696.jpg

Getting more adventurous...

http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcake1098S.jpg

...you can see I had a little trouble with that '8'

Nevermind, pressing on... a certain logo had to feature...

http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcakeUKMOC.jpg

And then, Ducatis have to be red, but I'm also rather partial to a tricolore...

http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcakeTricolor.jpg

Here's a nice group shot

http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcakeGroup.jpg

Then, I had to 'do a Lorenzo', and go for the helmet challenge...

www.nigelstreet.com/cupcakeHelmet.jpg

...mmm, not quite the effect I was looking for, back to the drawing board.

Guess it would work for snacks during a rideout, but I'd need to pick the squashed flies out first

Needless to say, these are real cupcakes which I'll be scoffing shortly.

So, Benson/Nonnie, are you going to reveal the Page 12 mystery to the rest of us who weren't at the Mill?

Cupcake

25-05-2008, 07:13 PM

yum! yum! yum!

^ extra 'yum!' required to get past minimum post length - what's with that?

singletrack · 25-05-2008, 11:03 PM

Fantastic Snips - i love the cupcake helmet!
The only thing missing is an S2r

25-05-2008, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by singletrack

The only thing missing is an S2r

You're right. Maybe I'll put that right, maybe I won't

Nonnie · 26-05-2008, 06:52 AM

My God! Truly magnificent! No wonder you won Best Newcomer in the Forum Awards!

Squiffy will get your prizes to you.

Rachel forgot to bring what she was meant to bring to the weekender so I think she will reveal it to you all loater..........

26-05-2008, 07:25 PM

Oh indeed I will - when I learn how to post seriously large articles!!! And I don't mean that in any sort of dubious way!!!

slob · 31-05-2008, 08:56 AM

Oh, thanks a bunch benson....

Nonnie · 31-05-2008, 09:25 AM

Ah, there it is in all its glory. It's a shame the article is a bit small you can't read the interview. Went a bit like this....

"Interviewer" So, Rachel, what do you like best about motorcycling?"
"Rachel" Well, I like that when it rains you get wet.........

I think I might have started crying at that point.

31-05-2008, 10:07 AM

...but some people just get an article in Woman's Weekly

I can only speculate at the ending to the headline...

"Me and My (big, powerful..."

Nice work benson

Looking forward to a laugh, sorry, "serious read", of the full article.

And, that is a *serious* "Spotted"...

31-05-2008, 11:28 AM

Ah now Slob - it wasn't you I was thinking about - honest!!!! You see - I am indeed queen of the sh!te publications now aren't I!!!

20-05-2008, 06:10 PM	#46
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	No bloody way is it for 40 something women!!! Much older surely, greying, large knickers, bingo wings, tenalady, support socks...yeah you're right. It's us.. __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

20-05-2008, 08:10 PM	#48
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	Benson, my dear buddy, is it time to put them out of their misery?! Or shall we toy with them a little longer? p.s. Cupcake, dying to know which ones you had to google __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

25-05-2008, 04:53 PM	#51
Snips Guest Posts: n/a	cupcakes! OK... while many of you were off having fun at the Mill (hope you all had a great time), I was stuck at home with a 696 with 582 miles on the clock, pending its first service on Friday (it was also rather damp, but I guess you guys knew that). Anyway, to pass the time, I had to respond to the Benson/Nonnie/Singletrack gauntlet throwing... As with many things start simple... http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcake696.jpg Getting more adventurous... http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcake1098S.jpg ...you can see I had a little trouble with that '8' Nevermind, pressing on... a certain logo had to feature... http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcakeUKMOC.jpg And then, Ducatis have to be red, but I'm also rather partial to a tricolore... http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcakeTricolor.jpg Here's a nice group shot http://www.nigelstreet.com/cupcakeGroup.jpg Then, I had to 'do a Lorenzo', and go for the helmet challenge... www.nigelstreet.com/cupcakeHelmet.jpg ...mmm, not quite the effect I was looking for, back to the drawing board. Guess it would work for snacks during a rideout, but I'd need to pick the squashed flies out first Needless to say, these are real cupcakes which I'll be scoffing shortly. So, Benson/Nonnie, are you going to reveal the Page 12 mystery to the rest of us who weren't at the Mill? Cupcake Last edited by Snips; 28-05-2008 at 06:14 PM.. Reason: Learnt how to spell 'tricolore' /shame

25-05-2008, 07:13 PM	#52
Snips Guest Posts: n/a	I just ate the 1098S yum! yum! yum! ^ extra 'yum!' required to get past minimum post length - what's with that?

25-05-2008, 11:03 PM	#53
singletrack Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Glossop Bike: Other Not a Ducati Posts: 1,513	Fantastic Snips - i love the cupcake helmet! The only thing missing is an S2r __________________ A woman can never have too many bikes!

20-05-2008, 10:44 PM	#49
benson Guest Posts: n/a	I think we wait until the weekend Nonnie.......

26-05-2008, 06:52 AM	#55
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	My God! Truly magnificent! No wonder you won Best Newcomer in the Forum Awards! Squiffy will get your prizes to you. Rachel forgot to bring what she was meant to bring to the weekender so I think she will reveal it to you all loater.......... __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

26-05-2008, 07:25 PM	#56
benson Guest Posts: n/a	Oh indeed I will - when I learn how to post seriously large articles!!! And I don't mean that in any sort of dubious way!!!

31-05-2008, 09:25 AM	#58
Nonnie Dipstick! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norfolk Bike: M620ie Posts: 1,804	Ah, there it is in all its glory. It's a shame the article is a bit small you can't read the interview. Went a bit like this.... "Interviewer" So, Rachel, what do you like best about motorcycling?" "Rachel" Well, I like that when it rains you get wet......... I think I might have started crying at that point. __________________ Behave like a twat? There's an app for that! http://www.think.norfolk.gov.uk/content.asp?pid=6

31-05-2008, 10:07 AM	#59
Snips Guest Posts: n/a	everyone is famous for 15 minutes ...but some people just get an article in Woman's Weekly I can only speculate at the ending to the headline... "Me and My (big, powerful..." Nice work benson Looking forward to a laugh, sorry, "serious read", of the full article. And, that is a serious "Spotted"...

31-05-2008, 11:28 AM	#60
benson Guest Posts: n/a	Ah now Slob - it wasn't you I was thinking about - honest!!!! You see - I am indeed queen of the sh!te publications now aren't I!!!