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Old 15-05-2018, 02:02 AM   #1
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Oldie but Goldie

What's the difference between Carling Black Label and making love in a punt




None








They are both effing close to water
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Old 15-05-2018, 07:24 PM   #2
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We've just had a bidet installed in our en-suite bathroom but I don't use it.......

















Can't be arsed.
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Old 15-05-2018, 08:41 PM   #3
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I was mugged by a man on crutches, wearing camouflage.





Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can’t run.







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Old 16-05-2018, 06:42 AM   #4
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Thank you Milton...


Crime in multi-storey car parks...






... So wrong on many levels!
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Old 16-05-2018, 09:13 AM   #5
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?




















A carrot!
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Old 16-05-2018, 01:05 PM   #6
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Did you see the speed traps with police hiding in the trees last weekend..?


Yeah, it was Special Branch...
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