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16-08-2005, 10:56 PM | #1 |
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man goes to doctors
man goes to doctors with a golf ball up his bum.
can you see it doc yes I can but .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............its gone up a fairway |
17-08-2005, 08:40 AM | #2 |
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Man goes to the Doctors..
Man: Ive broke my Arm in several Places. Doc: Well dont go there again!!!! Old ones are the best |
17-08-2005, 09:52 AM | #3 |
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I went to the doctors
He said "You've got a serious illness" I said "I want a second opinion" He said "OK, you're ugly as well" |
17-08-2005, 09:53 AM | #4 |
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home'"
"Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" "Is it common?" "It's not unusual" Boom boom |
17-08-2005, 09:54 AM | #5 |
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"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside"
"How's that?" "Don't you start" |
17-08-2005, 09:55 AM | #6 |
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Not a doctor one, by very funny:
Two fat blokes in a pub, one say's to the other "Your round" The other one says "so are you, you fat b*astard" |
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