First service at Ducati London South - good price

life is (apparently) always better in corby

the labour is free ya tit.

too late too late will be the cry when the man with 16 nipples passes you by

You two pearly queens were obviously mixed in the same beaker....non?

pearls before swine dear. still, you have an obscene mind which gets my vote.

Originally Posted by berto

You two pearly queens were obviously mixed in the same beaker....non?

ah but do you know the true story of Pocahontas?

I am pochahontas, bow before my amazonian moccasin chubby scotsman.

No way,you will rub yer willy oan ma heid!!!!!! :burnout:

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. You may be all hontas like but with no furr and small teeth you will never reach the top of the chain.

cut those pig tails and grow ur bellybutton hair

hey pig tails are the new going out, is that true of pine martins too? and what if the bb hair is plaited? bertie you just had a freudian moment, go and cleanse yourself henceforth.

you need to look deeper. the psychic structure suggests that if they hang someone will pull them. dont be a victim.

Queerhawks as far as the eye can see!!!

I have em wired up to a couple of yuasa s in the wonderbra dept, cunning? yes. shocking? most certainly. excuse me now, briefly, the wonderful shiraz has been consumed, I must re acquiant my self with the berg that is Kronen (hey, I did'nt buy the stuff.....)

well that is reasurring, no way I could pull off a rescue mission for atleast an hour. slightly incompasitated from a weekend combo of carbonazza, lotus tea and seven bags of snow whites dwarves. tomorrow we have ducks, cravats and champagne kellogs.

I demand cheap novelty items with all my cereals, sadly they don't appear...being an muesli kind of a chap.....