man goes to doctors

16-08-2005, 10:56 PM

man goes to doctors with a golf ball up his bum.

can you see it doc

yes I can

but
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............its gone up a fairway

17-08-2005, 08:40 AM

Man goes to the Doctors..

Man: Ive broke my Arm in several Places.

Doc: Well dont go there again!!!!

Old ones are the best

17-08-2005, 09:52 AM

I went to the doctors
He said "You've got a serious illness"
I said "I want a second opinion"
He said "OK, you're ugly as well"

17-08-2005, 09:53 AM

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home'"
"Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome"
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"

Boom boom

17-08-2005, 09:54 AM

"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside"
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"

17-08-2005, 09:55 AM

Not a doctor one, by very funny:

Two fat blokes in a pub, one say's to the other "Your round" The other one says "so are you, you fat b*astard"

16-08-2005, 10:56 PM	#1
cheeky monkey Guest Posts: n/a	man goes to doctors man goes to doctors with a golf ball up his bum. can you see it doc yes I can but .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............its gone up a fairway

17-08-2005, 08:40 AM	#2
Mr C Guest Posts: n/a	Man goes to the Doctors.. Man: Ive broke my Arm in several Places. Doc: Well dont go there again!!!! Old ones are the best

17-08-2005, 09:52 AM	#3
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	I went to the doctors He said "You've got a serious illness" I said "I want a second opinion" He said "OK, you're ugly as well"

17-08-2005, 09:53 AM	#4
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home'" "Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" "Is it common?" "It's not unusual" Boom boom

17-08-2005, 09:54 AM	#5
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside" "How's that?" "Don't you start"

17-08-2005, 09:55 AM	#6
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	Not a doctor one, by very funny: Two fat blokes in a pub, one say's to the other "Your round" The other one says "so are you, you fat b*astard"