man goes to doctors

16-08-2005, 10:56 PM

man goes to doctors with a golf ball up his bum.

can you see it doc

yes I can

but
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............its gone up a fairway

17-08-2005, 08:40 AM

Man goes to the Doctors..

Man: Ive broke my Arm in several Places.

Doc: Well dont go there again!!!!

Old ones are the best

17-08-2005, 09:52 AM

I went to the doctors
He said "You've got a serious illness"
I said "I want a second opinion"
He said "OK, you're ugly as well"

17-08-2005, 09:53 AM

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home'"
"Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome"
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"

Boom boom

17-08-2005, 09:54 AM

"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside"
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"

17-08-2005, 09:55 AM

Not a doctor one, by very funny:

Two fat blokes in a pub, one say's to the other "Your round" The other one says "so are you, you fat b*astard"

17-08-2005, 10:55 AM

Bloke goes to a Goordie Doctor and tells him that for some reason he has one testicle made of coco-nut and the other made of chocolate

Goordie Doctor said

'allreet mun thats bounty urt!'

17-08-2005, 02:00 PM

a man walks into a bar ................ouch!

17-08-2005, 02:22 PM

Two birds sitting on a perch. One looks at the other and says 'can you smell fish?'

17-08-2005, 02:40 PM

Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this then?"

17-08-2005, 03:13 PM

er indoors as gone all Tommy Cooper, might aswell join in:

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

17-08-2005, 03:17 PM

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

17-08-2005, 03:19 PM

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

17-08-2005, 06:11 PM

doctor doctor i think im a pair of curtains

pull yourself toghether man.......................well you all started it

17-08-2005, 08:41 PM

Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other,

"Does this taste funny to you?".

16-08-2005, 10:56 PM	#1
cheeky monkey Guest Posts: n/a	man goes to doctors man goes to doctors with a golf ball up his bum. can you see it doc yes I can but .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............its gone up a fairway

17-08-2005, 08:41 PM	#15
steviej Guest Posts: n/a	Commy Tooper.................... Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?".

17-08-2005, 08:40 AM	#2
Mr C Guest Posts: n/a	Man goes to the Doctors.. Man: Ive broke my Arm in several Places. Doc: Well dont go there again!!!! Old ones are the best

17-08-2005, 09:52 AM	#3
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	I went to the doctors He said "You've got a serious illness" I said "I want a second opinion" He said "OK, you're ugly as well"

17-08-2005, 09:53 AM	#4
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home'" "Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" "Is it common?" "It's not unusual" Boom boom

17-08-2005, 09:54 AM	#5
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside" "How's that?" "Don't you start"

17-08-2005, 09:55 AM	#6
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	Not a doctor one, by very funny: Two fat blokes in a pub, one say's to the other "Your round" The other one says "so are you, you fat b*astard"

17-08-2005, 10:55 AM	#7
lord vader Guest Posts: n/a	Bloke goes to a Goordie Doctor and tells him that for some reason he has one testicle made of coco-nut and the other made of chocolate Goordie Doctor said 'allreet mun thats bounty urt!'

17-08-2005, 02:00 PM	#8
lenny Guest Posts: n/a	a man walks into a bar ................ouch!

17-08-2005, 02:22 PM	#9
Plum Guest Posts: n/a	Two birds sitting on a perch. One looks at the other and says 'can you smell fish?'

17-08-2005, 02:40 PM	#10
SazzaG Guest Posts: n/a	Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this then?"

17-08-2005, 03:13 PM	#11
Rogerg Guest Posts: n/a	er indoors as gone all Tommy Cooper, might aswell join in: So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

17-08-2005, 03:17 PM	#12
Rogerg Guest Posts: n/a	I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

17-08-2005, 03:19 PM	#13
Rogerg Guest Posts: n/a	Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

17-08-2005, 06:11 PM	#14
cheeky monkey Guest Posts: n/a	doctor doctor i think im a pair of curtains pull yourself toghether man.......................well you all started it