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23-02-2017, 08:12 PM | #1 |
Bockloks
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: London
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Motorbikes threaten wildlife
The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" |
23-02-2017, 08:58 PM | #2 |
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ffs..... get yer coat
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23-02-2017, 10:00 PM | #3 |
No turn left unstoned
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: leicester
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Apparently the Japanese Corvidae have the same problem .. with their Rook-outs.
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25-02-2017, 09:24 PM | #4 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Rugby
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These are the best bad jokes...IN THE WORLD!
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25-02-2017, 10:10 PM | #5 |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Aldershot
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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot?
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26-02-2017, 12:50 AM | #6 |
Transmaniacon MOC
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Sutton In Ashfield
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A carrot?
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26-02-2017, 12:54 AM | #7 |
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👍🏻 my favourite dad joke! Nothing embarrasses my boys more than. Rap dad jokes.
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26-02-2017, 03:12 AM | #8 |
Bockloks
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: London
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Or Dad rapping
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26-02-2017, 03:18 AM | #9 |
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And you can't beat a bit of Dad dancing. Well actually you probably can.
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