Wtf !!!!!!!!

Kato · 09-09-2020, 07:25 PM

Really I am just lost for word .........

https://www.bike-urious.com/unexpect...i-monster-900/

alan c · 09-09-2020, 07:29 PM

I can see your next project, go on you know you want too 😉

09-09-2020, 07:46 PM

....not even the right shade of yellow !

ChrisC2925 · 09-09-2020, 07:49 PM

Obviously just before he left it on the railway line

09-09-2020, 08:12 PM

Chris, yours is yellow, think of the possibilities mate!

ChrisC2925 · 09-09-2020, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moco1961

Chris, yours is yellow, think of the possibilities mate!

Like you said though, wrong yellow

Nickj · 09-09-2020, 08:48 PM

It says " low curvy race style sled" ... so lets examine this a bit closer

Low ..

Curvey ..

Race style ..

Possibly drag race

Sled (I assumed this was a typo and they had meant SHED) ..

Hmm mostly true to the description but some things are not meant to be.

I will sleep badly tonight

Mr Gazza · 09-09-2020, 09:05 PM

Anything that bent has got to be Banana coloured.

Probably handles like stepping on a Banana skin too. (That's probably the "sled" bit?)

Nasher · 09-09-2020, 09:15 PM

It doesn't need to handle in the land of long straight roads with a 55mph speed limit.

It's not my cup of tea, or slice of Blueberry pie, but I can really appreciate the work that's gone in to it.

Each to their own etc, be a boring world if we all liked Red Monsters with a tail chop and carbon cans.

Nasher.

Darkness · 09-09-2020, 09:20 PM

Wonder what’s happened to the other gear. 900s are usually six speed.

Probably left with the good taste.

Lessaint · 10-09-2020, 05:00 AM

What can you say the engine is completely out of proportion with the frame, the colour is like vomit, and the shape is hideous, but other than that !!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is a monstrosity

Dirty · 10-09-2020, 09:56 AM

Everything already said is true, yet it still looks better than a Diavel

Darren69 · 10-09-2020, 10:46 AM

Did somebody say 'Just Eat' ?

Nickj · 10-09-2020, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nasher

Each to their own etc, be a boring world if we all liked Red Monsters with a tail chop and carbon cans.

Does someone like red monsters then

Mines orange but does have carbon Termi's oh and a tail chop

emzedder · 10-09-2020, 06:39 PM

Nice, like it nicely sculptured. The L twin suits the look.

09-09-2020, 07:25 PM	#1
Kato Dismantled Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: East Molesey Bike: Multiple Monsters Posts: 2,222	Wtf !!!!!!!! Really I am just lost for word ......... https://www.bike-urious.com/unexpect...i-monster-900/ __________________ "Political correctness is just intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime"

09-09-2020, 08:48 PM	#7
Nickj Too much time on my hands member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Forest Of Dean Bike: S2r Posts: 3,189	It says " low curvy race style sled" ... so lets examine this a bit closer Low .. Curvey .. Race style .. Possibly drag race Sled (I assumed this was a typo and they had meant SHED) .. Hmm mostly true to the description but some things are not meant to be. I will sleep badly tonight __________________ "The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body." Song of the sausage creature

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Mr Gazza Lord of the Rings Join Date: May 2013 Location: Norwich Bike: M900sie Posts: 5,801	Anything that bent has got to be Banana coloured. Probably handles like stepping on a Banana skin too. (That's probably the "sled" bit?) __________________

09-09-2020, 09:15 PM	#9
Nasher Registered User Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Portsmouth Bike: M900 Posts: 1,510	It doesn't need to handle in the land of long straight roads with a 55mph speed limit. It's not my cup of tea, or slice of Blueberry pie, but I can really appreciate the work that's gone in to it. Each to their own etc, be a boring world if we all liked Red Monsters with a tail chop and carbon cans. Nasher. __________________ Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

09-09-2020, 09:20 PM	#10
Darkness . Join Date: May 2007 Location: Stockbridge Bike: M900 Posts: 1,984	Wonder what’s happened to the other gear. 900s are usually six speed. Probably left with the good taste. __________________ Original and Best since 1993

09-09-2020, 07:29 PM	#2
alan c alan (blockhead) c Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: dartford Bike: M1100 Posts: 2,228	I can see your next project, go on you know you want too 😉

09-09-2020, 07:46 PM	#3
Moco1961 Guest Posts: n/a	....not even the right shade of yellow !

09-09-2020, 07:49 PM	#4
ChrisC2925 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Ormskirk Bike: M600 Posts: 244	Obviously just before he left it on the railway line

09-09-2020, 08:12 PM	#5
Moco1961 Guest Posts: n/a	Chris, yours is yellow, think of the possibilities mate!

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Lessaint Registered User Join Date: Aug 2020 Location: New Ollerton Bike: S4Rs Posts: 61	What can you say the engine is completely out of proportion with the frame, the colour is like vomit, and the shape is hideous, but other than that !!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is a monstrosity Last edited by Lessaint; 10-09-2020 at 06:08 AM..

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emzedder Registered User Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Norwich Bike: Other Ducati Posts: 109	Nice, like it nicely sculptured. The L twin suits the look.