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Old 11-09-2005, 12:20 AM   #1
Didge
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Aussie Slang To Educate You Pommie Bastards.......

AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black box.

AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under

BADLY PACKED KEBAB A vulgar (but excellent) term for female genitalia.

A BEAVER LEAVER A homosexual.

A BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live. how you got there, or where you came from.

BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

BOILER SUIT The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with phallus afore-thought, score with a BOBFOC last night. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of your friends in the pub on Saturday night.

BONE OF CONTENTION A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic Beach Volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.

BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pi ss in the pub, usually after two hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder repeat visits to the toilet will be required every ten or fifteen minutes for the rest of the night.

BRITNEY SPEARS Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britney Spears please Raylene."

BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip)

BUDGIES TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN BOAT or, TONGUE PUNCH BAG The female erection.

BUNNY BOILER An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction" e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde, could be a bunny boiler."

DOUBLE BASS A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, fiddles with her nipples with one hand and her Budgies Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

DRINK - LINK A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM) Named so because it is common to visit before going out on the booze.

ETCH-A-SKETCH Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling her nipples simultaneously.

FLOGGING ON Surfing the internet for some left handed websites.

FREE THE TADPOLES Liberate the residents of the ball bag.

FRIGMAROLE Unnecessarily time consuming foreplay.

GOING FOR A McSh it Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McSh it With Lies.

GREYHOUND A very short skirt only an inch from the hare .

HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT A vigorous masturbation session.

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