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Old 04-03-2020, 04:10 PM   #1
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Corona Virus prevention advice

Corona Virus prevention ............

PLACE PLASTIC BAG OVER HEAD , SECURE WITH TIEWRAP AROUND NECK,, NOW NO TRANSMISSION OF VIRUS CAN TAKE PLACE
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Old 04-03-2020, 06:49 PM   #2
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Ha! Now I know how you got back into the Country.

Can it be an asymptomatic carrier bag?
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Old 06-03-2020, 01:21 PM   #3
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I never drink Corona so assume i'm safe !!!!
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Old 06-03-2020, 11:11 PM   #4
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Old 07-03-2020, 10:19 AM   #5
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Old 07-03-2020, 12:07 PM   #6
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Lol. I won't ask!

Don't they say that improvisation is the mother of invention?

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Old 15-03-2020, 02:35 PM   #7
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This is good advice
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Old 17-03-2020, 11:43 AM   #8
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Old 18-03-2020, 09:16 AM   #10
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Old 19-03-2020, 04:13 PM   #11
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Hawaii pizza a true abomination !!!!!!
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Old 19-03-2020, 04:50 PM   #13
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I'm sorry all you Hawaii pizza lovers but it is an absolute abomination! But if the world ends i might eat one just to stay alive, but i wouldn't enjoy it at all. And another thing what is this about gammon with pineapple? Whatever next, pork with apple sauce? Are you all stark raving mad?
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Old 19-03-2020, 04:58 PM   #14
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Actually remembering the driver training and following the highway code would be a good start and then when they get the hang of that, not texting when driving and being a tw@t would be good too.
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