UKMOC "personal services" thread

[Nonnie]

Ah Mr Morgue

If you were to sell anything baby related I could then give you your own category "Hatches, Matches and Dispatches".

And if you were in a red light area hatches, matches, snatches and dispatches.

Sorry - i am already wearing my coat...

[spacemonkey]

Originally Posted by Nonnie

Ah Mr Morgue

If you were to sell anything baby related I could then give you your own category "Hatches, Matches and Dispatches".

You know, I'd thought of that my little Nonnster... I could deal in snatches, but cold ones. Bit of a specialist market, that one.

Anyway, if anyone needs wedding stuff, drop me a line. Once our website is up and running I'll add a link. Just mention you're from here and we'll knock a bit off the price too.

Nonnie, I remember your Converse 'wedding' shoes. Excellent idea, and I will be stocking some like that for that purpose, but did you know you can actually buy wedding trainers now? Goes well with the white satin tracky with mystery bump...

[Liz]

Right,

I need one shed moved, one shed put up and strenghtened; base and floor, a few new patio slabs put down and a ramp so I can get the bikes in and out of the shed - how much?

[Rally]

Originally Posted by Liz_62

Right,

I need one shed moved, one shed put up and strenghtened; base and floor, a few new patio slabs put down and a ramp so I can get the bikes in and out of the shed - how much?

Liz,
Now I know where you live, I could give a hand if you like and are still in need of it doing? my back isn't perfect though, so a hand as opposed to doing it is the offer! If someone else would help, i'm sure we could do it in a morning/afternoon. Free this coming Saturday if needed?
Rally.