Project - Not Monster - Page 14

Yorkie · 11-08-2014, 08:18 PM

At least the project is getting used, just like it should:

One of the two ladies who liked the bike a lot.

Yorkie

Dirty · 11-08-2014, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yorkie

At least the project is getting used, just like it should:

One of the two ladies who liked the bike a lot.

Yorkie

Ooh I'm glad it's not just me that gets that. It's a real pain in the ass. Every time I go to get my bike out of the garage I have to remove one or 2 semi naked ladies from it. Can't seem to get rid of them. Any tips. I've tried leaving a TV on playing Dave repeats of Top Gear but they just think the little one is cute! Someone told me that you can get supermodel poo and leave piles of it around. Apparently they recognise the scent of a superior predator. Trouble is it's rare as rocking horse poo. Supermodels hardly eat anything and it takes about 6 months to get anything like a half decent pile!

Mr Gazza · 11-08-2014, 08:57 PM

Just splash some Angels tears around, that'll do the trick.

I collect some every time she comes round to shovel up the Rocking Horse poo.

By the way Yorkie does the other young lady also have very lightwieght riding gear??

Yorkie · 11-08-2014, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Gazza

By the way Yorkie does the other young lady also have very lightwieght riding gear??

This was the fully dressed version. They didn't seem to like the safety equipment.

Yorkie

Yorkie · 13-08-2014, 12:02 PM

Yorkie

14-08-2014, 11:12 AM

Nice one Yorkie lad, absolutely gorgeous mate.....and the bike looks good as well. :P

G

Dirty · 14-08-2014, 11:40 AM

Her roots need doing

Yorkie · 04-10-2014, 08:09 PM

As the Monster gets stripped down the SS gets some bits.

The 999 oil cooler:

So much still to do, due to the adjustable cam's being dialed in for bottom end it tops out just over 115. So back to the garage for some top end adjustment instead.

Yorkie

Dirty · 04-10-2014, 08:52 PM

No wheely bins?

Yorkie · 04-10-2014, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

No wheely bins?

I know I am such a disappointment!

Yorkie

Mr Gazza · 05-10-2014, 09:16 AM

Hey Yorkie, the Monster looks just fine as it is. Don't fix it if it ain't broke.

What about taking the hacksaw to the ST2 instead??

........Or just put a UKMOC sticker on a wheelie bin and have done with it..?

Yorkie · 05-10-2014, 11:29 AM

Mr G,

I have owned the Monster since 1999 (new) and cannot part with it ...... although I will end up like Trigger ...... same bike only 3 different engines!!

The RAD and SHED X bikes look so nice.

Yorkie

Yorkie · 09-03-2015, 05:09 PM

You park the bike up for two minutes and this happens:

Yorkie

Yorkie · 09-03-2015, 05:37 PM

Yorkie

Dirty · 09-03-2015, 06:07 PM

Round here they just nick it!

11-08-2014, 08:18 PM	#196
Yorkie Anglo-Saxon Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: North Yorkshire Bike: M900 Posts: 2,485	At least the project is getting used, just like it should: One of the two ladies who liked the bike a lot. Yorkie __________________ NO ICE, GUN IT!

13-08-2014, 12:02 PM	#200
Yorkie Anglo-Saxon Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: North Yorkshire Bike: M900 Posts: 2,485	Yorkie __________________ NO ICE, GUN IT!

14-08-2014, 11:40 AM	#202
Dirty Bockloks Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: London Bike: No Bike Yet! Posts: 4,601	Her roots need doing __________________ Wounds heal, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever Beware of eBay

04-10-2014, 08:09 PM	#203
Yorkie Anglo-Saxon Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: North Yorkshire Bike: M900 Posts: 2,485	As the Monster gets stripped down the SS gets some bits. The 999 oil cooler: So much still to do, due to the adjustable cam's being dialed in for bottom end it tops out just over 115. So back to the garage for some top end adjustment instead. Yorkie __________________ NO ICE, GUN IT!

04-10-2014, 08:52 PM	#204
Dirty Bockloks Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: London Bike: No Bike Yet! Posts: 4,601	No wheely bins? __________________ Wounds heal, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever Beware of eBay

11-08-2014, 08:57 PM	#198
Mr Gazza Lord of the Rings Join Date: May 2013 Location: Norwich Bike: M900sie Posts: 5,845	Just splash some Angels tears around, that'll do the trick. I collect some every time she comes round to shovel up the Rocking Horse poo. By the way Yorkie does the other young lady also have very lightwieght riding gear??

14-08-2014, 11:12 AM	#201
BluprintZ Guest Posts: n/a	Nice one Yorkie lad, absolutely gorgeous mate.....and the bike looks good as well. :P G

05-10-2014, 09:16 AM	#206
Mr Gazza Lord of the Rings Join Date: May 2013 Location: Norwich Bike: M900sie Posts: 5,845	Hey Yorkie, the Monster looks just fine as it is. Don't fix it if it ain't broke. What about taking the hacksaw to the ST2 instead?? ........Or just put a UKMOC sticker on a wheelie bin and have done with it..?

05-10-2014, 11:29 AM	#207
Yorkie Anglo-Saxon Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: North Yorkshire Bike: M900 Posts: 2,485	Mr G, I have owned the Monster since 1999 (new) and cannot part with it ...... although I will end up like Trigger ...... same bike only 3 different engines!! The RAD and SHED X bikes look so nice. Yorkie __________________ NO ICE, GUN IT!

09-03-2015, 05:09 PM	#208
Yorkie Anglo-Saxon Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: North Yorkshire Bike: M900 Posts: 2,485	You park the bike up for two minutes and this happens: Yorkie __________________ NO ICE, GUN IT!

09-03-2015, 05:37 PM	#209
Yorkie Anglo-Saxon Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: North Yorkshire Bike: M900 Posts: 2,485	Yorkie __________________ NO ICE, GUN IT!

09-03-2015, 06:07 PM	#210
Dirty Bockloks Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: London Bike: No Bike Yet! Posts: 4,601	Round here they just nick it! __________________ Wounds heal, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever Beware of eBay