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Old 11-05-2011, 10:21 PM   #1
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All over the West End

Carded a Dark with Supertrapp pipes in Soho,
got buzzed by a red framed black one on Brewer Street
and then by a well known chromo heading North on Trafalgar Square.

Shame my starter sprag shat itself last week, otherwise I wouldn't be a West End pedestrian.
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Old 12-05-2011, 12:42 AM   #2
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In a short skirt and plaits you could pass for a west end girl
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Old 12-05-2011, 06:44 AM   #3
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curses, I was spotted too
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Old 12-05-2011, 11:10 AM   #4
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nah short skirt and bunches would be the bloke on the Chromo ...there was talk of 70s silver glitter platforms but I said not very water proof
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Old 12-05-2011, 11:30 AM   #5
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nah short skirt and bunches would be the bloke on the Chromo ...there was talk of 70s silver glitter platforms but I said not very water proof
Silver Platforms would go with my silver racing suit

I look Great with bunches cannot rember if i was wearing a short skirt though ?


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Old 12-05-2011, 12:24 PM   #6
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In a short skirt and plaits you could pass for a west end girl
Gary, getting seriously concrned for you mate!!
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Old 12-05-2011, 01:38 PM   #7
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I'll paint you a picture

West end girls of Dartford.. easy to spot

Move around in herds. Average age about 15 with a fag on the go & constantly texting on iphone

A size 18 squeezed into a size 10 tracksuit pushing pram with several sprogs
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Old 12-05-2011, 02:16 PM   #8
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West end girls of Dartford.. easy to spot

Move around in herds. Average age about 15 with a fag on the go & constantly texting on iphone

A size 18 squeezed into a size 10 tracksuit pushing pram with several sprogs
And they're the posh ones...
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Old 12-05-2011, 02:25 PM   #9
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see I wasn't making it up ....
It works better with the beard really...

I am also not lying about the race suit be afraid ... very afraid...

Don't start adding Cameo style "Word Up" codpieces to that suit now ... step away from ebay ....



GT " I am smoking a fag !!!"....... this town is full of em as well....

Heard them called "Kappa slappas" coming from the girl from Croydon...
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oooh, get her!

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Old 12-05-2011, 02:26 PM   #11
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Round these parts their loud call of "Charlene-ette, get here, NOW" is quite distinctive, too.
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Old 12-05-2011, 02:27 PM   #12
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now im all confused and flustered .......
However I am sure Slob is not wearing anything iffy ..

Animal is probably wearing gold lame legwarmers .... seeing as I have not been fibbing so far and you have proof
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Old 12-05-2011, 02:30 PM   #13
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Summer breeze was the worst I heard round here......
shouted ...

There is also a child at school in this town called Fabreeze im not lying because her Mum likes the smell... and a boy called " something"...... this shocked me as I think I have heard most bad names in my time!!... you have to shout it in the right pitch of voice as well...
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twins?

i never knew
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Old 12-05-2011, 04:16 PM   #15
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And they're the posh ones...
..also try to avoid the town centre after dark

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