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man goes to doctors
man goes to doctors with a golf ball up his bum.
can you see it doc yes I can but .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............its gone up a fairway ![]() |
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Man goes to the Doctors..
Man: Ive broke my Arm in several Places. Doc: Well dont go there again!!!! Old ones are the best |
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I went to the doctors
He said "You've got a serious illness" I said "I want a second opinion" He said "OK, you're ugly as well" |
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home'"
"Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" "Is it common?" "It's not unusual" Boom boom |
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"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside"
"How's that?" "Don't you start" |
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Not a doctor one, by very funny:
Two fat blokes in a pub, one say's to the other "Your round" The other one says "so are you, you fat b*astard" |
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Bloke goes to a Goordie Doctor and tells him that for some reason he has one testicle made of coco-nut and the other made of chocolate
Goordie Doctor said 'allreet mun thats bounty urt!' |
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a man walks into a bar ................ouch!
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Two birds sitting on a perch. One looks at the other and says 'can you smell fish?'
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Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this then?"
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er indoors as gone all Tommy Cooper, might aswell join in:
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' |
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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doctor doctor i think im a pair of curtains
pull yourself toghether man.......................well you all started it ![]() |
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![]() Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?". ![]() |
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