Stranded on M6 somewhere before Preston

And my phone battery's dead. Bike spilled oil all over the place. One of the screws went... Was on my way to Lakes. ****ing furious
My missus is in Buttermere, so ideally I would like to join her, but then what to do with the bike? No contact number to recovery . Woman from Highway Agency contacted my broker. They couldn't track my recovery details - useless bastards! So I guess I have no choice but to pay for one. And I can't even call it a day...