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15-05-2018, 01:02 AM | #1 |
Too much time on my hands member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Shipbourne
Bike: M900
Posts: 1,422
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Oldie but Goldie
What's the difference between Carling Black Label and making love in a punt
None They are both effing close to water |
15-05-2018, 06:24 PM | #2 |
Nothing to see here
Join Date: May 2005
Location: brough
Bike: M1100evo
Posts: 1,548
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We've just had a bidet installed in our en-suite bathroom but I don't use it.......
Can't be arsed. |
15-05-2018, 07:41 PM | #3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Newbury
Bike: Multiple Monsters
Posts: 366
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I was mugged by a man on crutches, wearing camouflage.
Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can’t run. Thank you Milton... |
16-05-2018, 05:42 AM | #4 |
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Stockbridge
Bike: M900
Posts: 1,984
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Crime in multi-storey car parks... ... So wrong on many levels!
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16-05-2018, 08:13 AM | #5 |
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Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Warminster
Bike: M696
Posts: 170
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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16-05-2018, 12:05 PM | #6 |
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Did you see the speed traps with police hiding in the trees last weekend..?
Yeah, it was Special Branch... |
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