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26-03-2020, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Forres
Bike: Multiple Monsters
Posts: 297
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Loo Roll Issue
Well that's all the Loo Roll gone. Now having to resort to lettuce leaves - this morning was just the tip of the Iceberg..
Seriously Guys ('n Gals) stay safe out there..
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26-03-2020, 03:00 PM
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No turn left unstoned
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: leicester
Bike: M750
Posts: 4,561
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A bit of humour is just what we need ... ta.
I saw a message written in the dirt on the back of a white van a few days ago. "No bog roll kept in this van overnight". |
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26-03-2020, 07:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Wells
Bike: Multiple Monsters
Posts: 110
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Loo roll hysteria!
Check out the latest copy of Private Eye - "48 sheets of toilet paper free with this issue" - and the usual good read as well! Excellent value however you view it.
Stay safe and take care of each other. Martin  |
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27-03-2020, 07:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Newbury
Bike: Multiple Monsters
Posts: 366
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27-03-2020, 08:07 PM
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Too much time on my hands member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Forest Of Dean
Bike: S2r
Posts: 3,208
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27-03-2020, 08:47 PM
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Nothing to see here
Join Date: May 2005
Location: brough
Bike: M1100evo
Posts: 1,550
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Get a bidet - no toilet paper required!
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28-03-2020, 06:26 AM
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Transmaniacon MOC
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Sutton In Ashfield
Bike: Multiple Monsters
Posts: 6,094
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Use both sides! :0
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29-03-2020, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2018
Location: Clevedon
Bike: M1200s
Posts: 565
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Keep the rubber side down. Mick |
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29-03-2020, 04:33 PM
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Old Git
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Cricklade
Bike: Multiple Monsters
Posts: 2,903
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brilliant ,, I have loads of bogs rolls
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