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Too much time on my hands member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Shipbourne
Bike: M900
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for those not easily offended
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer breasts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross." Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "**** off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!" Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough? |
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Join Date: Sep 2022
Location: Little Haywood
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Old Git
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Cricklade
Bike: Multiple Monsters
Posts: 2,833
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Exellent!!!
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