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Old 26-06-2018, 01:02 PM   #1
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Butcher Joke

This butcher is driving home from work in his Sprinter van and suddenly a Deer runs out,he hits it killing it instantly.

He jumps out the van and does his thing "preparing it" for consumption, slings it in the van and heads home, (no real damage to the van).

Most of the Deer is in the freezer cut up into its portions and particular cut and he decides to cook a surprise dinner for the family coming home.

The kids arrive first and wonder about this new cooking smell and ask dad what's for dinner.
"I'll let you guess" he says, "it's what your mum calls me sometimes"

the kids run screaming from the kitchen shouting "DON'T EAT IT, IT'S A ****ING ARSEHOLE" !!
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