No jokes but what about those? I used them on long trips on m750 and later on plank of wood seat that is fitted as standard to 749.
I prefer that over comfort seat as in fast riding I find it not as supportive.
Also another benefit is you can get hose shorts with cool logos, pictures and so on .... just in case you almost got lucky it might help
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