Hahahaha. I was just about to post something about this.
Yes it was me!!!
Just pootling along doing about 20 as we were approaching a traffic sign. The copper pulls me over....I go wtf?....oh oh here we go
Diego ''Good Morning''.
Police Officer ''Is that your bike?''
Diego '' Indeed it is''
Police Officer ''Where do you live''?
Diego ''Putney''
Police Officer ''You have not paid your insurance''
Diego '' You must be mistaken. My insurance has been paid''
Police Officer ''Come inside the car please'' At this stage it was raining kittens and hounds. Not condusive to ones moods whilst being innocent
Police Officer ''Whats your license plate nr?''
Diego ''
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Police Officers nr2 ''uhhh police officer nr1 you have typed in the wrong license nr''
Police Officer nr1 ''argh I have'' '' I am really sorry mr''
Diego ''Jeez. You got me worried there''. ''Can I go now. This door does not open from the inside''
Police Officer nr1. ''Yes yes. So sorry''.
They left and your humble narrator rode off into the sunset or rather work. Dusting off his sombrero
Quite the way to start the day peeps. Just goes to show how Ducs can also warrant unnecessary and unwanted attention!!!