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hhmunro
15-01-2013, 03:46 PM
have posted this before,but going through old messages,it made me smile,it has been a while...


4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.

It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him"

The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"

The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"

The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French bloke again"

J.P
15-01-2013, 03:56 PM
Simple, but effective. :)

Yorkie
15-01-2013, 04:55 PM
Oh I like that, still makes you want to slap one for yourself!

Yorkie

Geoff Ives
16-01-2013, 12:27 PM
An old one but I like it...


Well Officer. it was a round-case 750ss Ducati, triple drilled
discs with lockheed callipers, 40mm Dellorto pumpers, polished
alloy tank, twin hi-level contis, suede covered seat, duck green
and silver, Vee-Two dry clutch, Marzocchi forks and shocks,
very nice bike…………….. No sorry I didn't get the number, it was going too fast..
!

Grumpy
16-01-2013, 07:55 PM
I'm off to France tomorrow Disneyland Paris).......if their normal arragance appears, I can feel a slap coming on !!:grump:

Geoff Ives
27-01-2013, 07:09 PM
I'm off to France tomorrow Disneyland Paris).......if their normal arragance appears, I can feel a slap coming on !!:grump:

That is not arragance. It is like an inferiority complex... only it's not a complex.:):chuckle:

He11cat
28-01-2013, 01:45 AM
I just like slapping things ....