Hi

[sapone cremoso]

Hello everybody, like the icons. lets get:drunk:

[Char]

Acne Posse Room
Came Sooner Ops
Race me Soon Ops

Etc etc

[gary tompkins]

Nice to have you on board

@ Char - WTF?

[J.P]

Welcome to the club. Anything we can help with and you let us know.
New to the Monster or old hand ?

[animaluk]

Acne Posse Room
Came Sooner Ops
Race me Soon Ops

Etc etc

Ace More Spoons
Menaces Poor So
Race me Son Oops
Coarse Poems On

or prehaps

Came Sooner Ops

[gary tompkins]

Ahh.. I'm with the programme now

Ceases Moo Porn
Ace Noose Romps
Came Ones Spoor

[J.P]

You're going to make this new bloke think you're all completely raving mad..

[bex]

Which would be fairly accurate.

Hello and welcome aboard :)

[Pomp1]

Hello and welcome. Is that Palmolive or Mantovani sapone cremoso?

[Rally]

You lot have lost me on all that jibberish talk!

Welcome to the madhouse. :D

[Musty]

You're going to make this new bloke think you're all completely raving mad..

Judging by his or her name, they are probably mad anyway. That name translates to Creamy Soap! :scratch:

Anyway... welcome!

P.S - Lynx all the way!

[benson]

Which is better than soapy cream.....

[sapone cremoso]

This is brilliant, what fantastic chat you lot seem great!
Thanks J.P, a pet monster is all i wanted since i was a little boy my first was a 620.
I'm not very good at anagrams Char if that is indeed what they are. Well not as good as the animal, did try Gary.
Thanks Bex & Rally
Tis Cien Pomp1 or mien maybe.
Lets start the effect Musty.
There's nothing i can think of benson, nothing at all

[He11cat]

..... are you Wodbridge Suffolk??? If so that explaines the lot ...
I was normal til I moved to Suffolk ..........its nutters central :)
Welcome Mr Creamy Soap..... I hear Dove has a good texture.


@Musty do not mention that word Lynx .... I loathe it and on the train saturday this bunch of cretins started a Lynx vs some foul womans smelly stuff like Impulse ....

I also loathe the orange women in department stores who get you as you go past ....... get back tango lady I say!

[Musty]

@Musty do not mention that word Lynx .... I loathe it and on the train saturday this bunch of cretins started a Lynx vs some foul womans smelly stuff like Impulse ....

No wonder you ran away from me on Saturday... :running:

I wash with Lynx shower gels and use their deodorants!

[sapone cremoso]

That's the one, you know when you've been Tango'd!

[the_adam]

I might be a day late, but this anagram game looks like fun...

ones cream poos
eco moose apron
seen capos room
one mooses crap

(I think these all work but it's been a long day)

And welcome by the way :)

[Paivi]

Which is better than soapy cream.....
This morning, I slathered some Whipped Body Cream by Origins on me; not sure if it's the body that should have been whipped or the cream. Alas, it's all academic, as neither were.

Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of UKMOC, sapone cremoso. I see you've already met the weird ones. I'm one of the wonderful ones.

[He11cat]

Nooooo !!!! You should buy something exotic like Hi Karate!

I didn't smell you ...
I have two smell rules

No Lynx and none of those stinky plug in air freshners including 3 voloution.

A gentleman should smell of something subtle but nice or roll around in castrol R !!!

No lynx ... But I bet you don't use a whole can each morning ..
That's not good :)

[Capo]

Brute was Bazzas favourite (he got it for nowt)

[Rally]

Brute was Bazzas favourite (he got it for nowt)

Even Brut, Splash it all over as Barry and Henry said! I still use it today at times. :thumbsup:

[He11cat]

Barry Sheenes wife was saying he hated the stuff and if anyone wants any she still has loads !!
Jeez I'm not a bloke but if you splashed that all over ....
You'd be singing like a choir boy all week ouch!!!

[Grumpy]

Welcome, as you can aleady see, their all barking mad!!!:woot:

I'm down the road near Sudbury, when the weather improves, sounds like a Suffolk razz will be the order of the day!

[Lima071]

Hi mate welcome.

per some scoona
soon a creep mos
con spear moose
pesso cream noo

[He11cat]

Grumpy AKA Mr Whippy ... I do believe an ice cream afternoon is in order!

[Sirc]

Haven't been here long myself but It is fun here Cremoso
ocean rope moss
moonscapes ore

escape room son :running:

[Nim]

:spin: I fououououuuunnnnddddddd youououuoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! :spin:

[Small Clanger]

:spin: I fououououuuunnnnddddddd youououuoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! :spin:

Been looking for the soap?


Opens me a Corsa.

[He11cat]

Um that's not the soap ( gulp)

[gary tompkins]

:spin: I fououououuuunnnnddddddd youououuoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! :spin:

Just UKMOC in general or Mr Soapy Cream specifically?

Nice to see you back posting again Nim

[Nim]

Just UKMOC in general or Mr Soapy Cream specifically?

Nice to see you back posting again Nim

Excellent question. Hope nothing too crazy has been happening since I've been 'away' (sounds like I've been in the slammer!!). I'm hoping there may be another Monster weekender coming up this year...another chance to drink too much, not sleep for 3 nights and ride other people's bikes :yoparty:

[sapone cremoso]

Welcome, as you can aleady see, their all barking mad!!!:woot:

I'm down the road near Sudbury, when the weather improves, sounds like a Suffolk razz will be the order of the day!

If next we is as fine as the one gone by, how about that suffolk razz? and hopefully a mr whippy with he11cat :banana:

[He11cat]

We shall have to have a Southwold meet at some point ....

You would enjoy riding with James ... he's good and quick
As for me I am currently back down at learner level so not fun to ride with at all.... slow slow slow!!!
But hoping to get out more this year as practise makes perfect :) but I am sociable :)

I think one weekend brunch down the 8 Ball would be good.

[sapone cremoso]

Arr, sounds good mi harty. Up for either or, usually ride alone n e way but am sociable too. do they do mr whippy at 8ball?

[He11cat]

Oh gawd not another icecream nut :)
they do icecream milk shakes.
All day brekkie , tea Coffee , bit of everything really.

The icecream shop at Felixstowe is scrummy..but it gets a bit noisy in there il often wander over to the sea front .

Alot of folks like to hoon it about I freely admit I am rubbish and nervy so there's a couple if people il ride with who put up with me .
However if people want a good blast through the twisties then I always think it's best they have thier fun and il get where ever in my own pace.

I wouldn't want to ruin someones day of fun riding by being driving miss Daisy at 3mph :)

[sapone cremoso]

I think we may have met in the swich a couple of few year ago. Lairy hair and if not more lairy monster?

[He11cat]

That has to be me ... Where did I meet you?
The hairs black blonde and pink .. Glittery monster ..
I'm 5ft short and sadly dumpy ..
You can't miss me .. Unless your really tall then look down :)

[He11cat]

If you've met me you poor unlucky man ... :) monster is rainbow hologram glitter covered..And very very low.

[sapone cremoso]

yup must have been you, think you told me about this forum n all. only took me a few years

[He11cat]

I get about a bit locally , bike shows and often down Orwells yapping away with a cuppa :) the blokes put up with me there.
usually if there's tea or icecream I'm there :) with one of the bikes.

I can't recal what I talk about most days going senile I think.

Il keep an eye out for you :) it's quiet in Suffolk :(

[Grumpy]

Excellent question. Hope nothing too crazy has been happening since I've been 'away' (sounds like I've been in the slammer!!). I'm hoping there may be another Monster weekender coming up this year...another chance to drink too much, not sleep for 3 nights and ride other people's bikes :yoparty:

There is a weekender this year, contact Rollo22 to book.

[Grumpy]

If next we is as fine as the one gone by, how about that suffolk razz? and hopefully a mr whippy with he11cat :banana:

this weekend is tricky, working( the joy of being self employed!)
The weekend after is a possiblity, the question is Southwold ( fish and chips!)
Felxstowe ( ice cream!)
Or the 8ball ( fry up and coffee!!)

Personally I fancy the 8 ball than a razz on some roads i've found near by!
Say 11 at the cafe?

[He11cat]

Id be up for one weekend .. but if you chaps want to go whizz about il take a bimble somewhere and let you all have some fun.
Shout me when you want to go,

[sapone cremoso]

I'll probably be in LON the we after next, could do the 8ball at 11 on the way back through if sun is the day?:pedro:

[Nonnie]

Ooh! Hello!

Some of us in the UKMOC meet up along with other Ducati riders under the guise of the East Anglian Ducati Club. You can search for the club on Facebook. Our next meet is this Saturday night, always the first Saturday of the month. The meet is only about 6 miles from me but I generally blag a lift or get the bus as I quite like a glass of wine....other stuff includes ride outs and meals and cinema trips that kind of thing.

If you want the full details and can't be bothered to Facebook it then send me a pm!

[J.P]

ooh! Hello!

'as i quite like a glass of wine....'


quite ? :) .........

[Nonnie]

quite ? :) .........

Yes, quite.

Don't mess with me, you wouldn't like me when you mess with me, I'm quite scary. Really.

[Grumpy]

I'll probably be in LON the we after next, could do the 8ball at 11 on the way back through if sun is the day?:pedro:


I should have said in my post sunday!!

See you there.

[gary tompkins]

Yes, quite.

Don't mess with me, you wouldn't like me when you mess with me, I'm quite scary. Really.

Nonnie usually reserves her best insults for people that give their dogs crap names

If I had a dog I would call it Deefer... or Crutch Sniffer

[Nonnie]

I stand by the fact that Ashley IS a stupid name for a dog.

Mand will back me up on that.

Just sayin!

P.s. soapy, I added you on farce book. I won't be there this weekend at the meeting but my husband, Rodders the bike tart will be. They're a nice bunch of people, very friendly so go if you can, think we might have a couple of new members this week anyway hopefully. Some people ride, some come in the car, nobody's really too bothered, the proper meetings once a month are social occasions and partners welcome as they are on ride outs too. Hope you make it and may see you next month if you like it.

[gary tompkins]

I stand by the fact that Ashley IS a stupid name for a dog.



What about Fenton... Fenton?!...FENTON!!.. JESUS CHRIST!!...FENTON!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU

[utopia]

I once had a lurcher called "Dogso"
I also had one called "Pup", but she was named by a former owner who obviously had very little in the way of forward thinking skills.

[He11cat]

Not as bad as some woman here calling her child Fabreeze.........

[gary tompkins]

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/records/births/births.asp?ID=53897

[the_adam]

...Is that real? :eyepopping:

I like the idea of combining 2 names so that it doesn't matter if you later find you've gone for the wrong gender. Never had a pet myself but it sounds like it happens quite a bit. I'm not so sure about children...Sadly, the most appealing name I could come up with was Toddwendy though :chuckle:

[He11cat]

A fine family name is that !
At least he will have no problem pulling the ladies!!!

I like Alganon and Obadyer good no nonsence solid names.

[gary tompkins]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/deed-poll-demotivational-poster-1223307763.jpg

[gary tompkins]

http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/toy-story-fan-changes-his-name-to-buzz-lightyear.html

http://petersfieldnewswire.blogspot.com/2010/04/tory-in-poll-position.html

http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/man-takes-on-ridiculously-long-name-simply-because-he-could.html

http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdweb/a/nutters/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested2200.html

[He11cat]

The long name is that really any worse then Barnaby Marmaduke!!

[He11cat]

The last name awesome!!! I wouldn't have taken my ex's name or I'd have been known as Mrs mould !!! I said no way in hell ..
No objection to taking on a chaps surname did before .. But not Mrs Mould!!

[sapone cremoso]

The long name is that really any worse then Barnaby Marmaduke!!

Hasn't he got a long one :eyepopping:

[He11cat]

:) I am soo not googling that !!! well not at work anyhow ;) hope you are enjoying the clement weather in Suffolk today glorious it is !!! even better when you have no waterproofs DOH!

[sapone cremoso]

Yea saw what you said, wet but happy :thumbsup:

[He11cat]

Thank you I now have visions of you sitting in a deck chair outside feet in a paddling pool ! :)

[sapone cremoso]

How did you know?:confused:

[He11cat]

Binoculars :)

[sapone cremoso]

Arr, be that from the crows nest:roger:

[He11cat]

That be with me telescope me hearty !

[sapone cremoso]

Excellent question. Hope nothing too crazy has been happening since I've been 'away' (sounds like I've been in the slammer!!). I'm hoping there may be another Monster weekender coming up this year...another chance to drink too much, not sleep for 3 nights and ride other people's bikes :yoparty:

There is a weekender this year, contact Rollo22 to book.

You up for the weekender then Nim? Twould be good to see you again for a catch up mi harty :roger: