Does this qualify for star question of the month?

[bigredduke]

So there I was at Barton bike night on Wednesday sitting up in the Ducati UK display trailer thingy. Below me to my right was a new Monster decked out in the new Rossi 46 colours. To my left was a black Diavel.

This chap ambled up and spoke to Phil from Italia Lincoln (who was manning the stand). the conversation went as follows...........

Bloke: " Is this it then?"
Phil: "What?"
Bloke: "Is this Valentino's bike then? It's not very big"
Phil: "No this is a Monster"
Bloke: "So it's not Rossi's bike then?" (looks disappointed)
Phil: "I'm afraid not"
Bloke: "Oh"
Bloke ambles off.

[Scott1]

Might as well be Rossi's bike, I expect the new Monster is faster than the nail he's been given to race with this year.

[Mr.Number]

Made me chuckle that.......sounded like his brain was at full capacity and couldnt cope when told it wasnt rossi's bike !

[desmo]

I am afraid we are fast catching up with America in our quota of idiots per square mile.

[Pomp1]

as they say, a little knowledge..

[He11cat]

I would have said why yes it is sir!!
He's a lot smaller then he looks on T.V (evil grin)

[ricky]

I would have said why yes it is sir!!
He's a lot smaller then he looks on T.V (evil grin)

And tell him thats why anyone riding a monster is a highly skilled pilot and a mad mother fecker!!!:woot: :ukm:

[He11cat]

Unless your me ... driving Miss daisy is more my style.... :)

[ricky]

Unless your me ... driving Miss daisy is more my style.... :)


says you!!!!! i bet anyone you overtake or leave behind wont call u that!!!!!!:woot::yoparty:


I thought i wasnt quick until i was riding with guys on bigger bikes and leavin them sittin... (and im not THAT quick!)

Wee monsters big attitude!!

[He11cat]

that leaves slow cyclists and old folks on zimmer frames ......

[ricky]

(bit of advice) if u get close enough to old people when u pass them sometimes they get blown over!!! lol:thumbsup: 10points!!!!!!