Who lives in a dodgy area - Crime Mapping

[LVC]

Saw this on the news tonight - now live, enter your postcode to see the crime stats for your area.

http://www.police.uk/

Who lives in the best/worst areas ???

I can't play as naff all happens in rural Froggy land :gay:

[Nonnie]

All crime and ASB 0
Burglary 0
Anti-social behaviour 0
Robbery 0
Vehicle crime 0
Violent crime 0
Other crime 0
Bwahahaha my kids are right, nothing ever happens here!

[J.P]

Lewisham
All crime and ASB - 1063
Burglary 99
Anti-social behaviour 366
Robbery 25
Vehicle crime 70
Violent crime 151
Other crime 352

Yeah !

[J.P]

I've just realized, that's just for December !

[LouSCannon]

Think the site has crashed this morning as it's been mentioned on the news...

[Char]

Have a feeling it may go up Saturday night in Salisbury :drunk:

[jerry]

I put in brighton and hove and the system crashed !!!!!!!!must be a war zone.

[Dookbob]

[QUOTE=LVC;377558]Saw this on the news tonight - now live, enter your postcode to see the crime stats for your area.

http://www.police.uk/

Who lives in the best/worst areas ???

we all live in a dodgey country thanks to the pillocks who run it on our behalf.

[mintyhit]

Interesting stuff!

I guess my area isn't too bad... an average of 12 crimes in my ward of 4 residential roads and a short stretch of Southgate rd – lower then the Islington average anyway.

December

Total notifiable offences
14
9.50

Residential burglary
4
2.71

Burglary other
2
1.36

Theft of motor vehicle
0
0.00

Theft from motor vehicle
1
0.68

Robbery business
0
0.00

Robbery personal
0
0.00

Violence against the person
2
1.36

Last 3 months

October 12
November 10
December 14

[He11cat]

Its now broken ! System crashed.. also crashed my work PC ffs...

We had some luxury lettings available in my road ... well thats what I was told it would be when they applied to build the dam things.
After 2 years of builders everyday at 7am Mon-Sat I was glad to leave .... it was hell I had builders next door for over 2 years 6 days a week. They also wrecked the unmade road I lived on with dumper trucks and now I couldn't own a bike if I lived there its so bad.

Surprise they couldn't fill the luxury housing with luxury people...
So he's rented it to the local scum.

Within 2 weeks I have had drugs needle ... anti social shouting and drinking with their little street drinking mates .
They are happy as a dealer lives a couple of doors down.. (police raids).. and the other day there was a 2 ft wide diesel spill all up a hill and round into my road which magically stopped in the scumbags drive.
riding a quad about up and down the road .. shouting screaming .. its a joke.

My roads really nice and quiet .. not now they have parachuted the scum in ..
Looks like the same will be happening around the docks developments as well... can't let them so housing association getting them.

They are moving problem familys into decent areas because the people where they lived didn't want them there!!... lets give them a 4 bed house to wreck..... and yup they wreck it!

Be interesting to see the crime rise in my quiet little road now and I wonder why???

[Rally]

Devizes is just as expected, one big crash!

[uksurfer]

i just hope that when i get home tonight, no-ones nicked my house.....

[gary tompkins]

Site's not working for me at present.

Just tells me it can't find a police area matching our postcode. Maybe they have given up keeping statistics in Dartford? :thumbsdown:

[J.P]

If they were after 'One eyed, mentally challenged Hill people in Dartford', they'd simply have a map pin on the Darford Working Men's Club...

[Nickj]

It's OK it's not slow, they built in a real time response loop. The page just loads as fast as the local police in your area usually respond to low level crimes that have no impact on their statistics.

[He11cat]

Good to see South London is as fun as ever... :) I had less problems there then here!

If we got bored we would go out side and wait for something to kick off it beat watching ITV!
Lewisham... fond memories .. and The Catford gun shop really wasn't a worst place to have a gun shop!
We had 4 stabbings here last week .... (street drinkers again :( ) ... they like to have a bit of an argy in the area labled no drinking zone ....

Thers another site ... is your town a Chav area.. Ippo is as far as I am concerned disapointed we did not feature .. but if you live in Bury St Edmunds you made the grade well done !

[He11cat]

Seeing as the police site is broken .. here you go...

www.chavtowns.co.uk
you can see if your on there!

Or just add your friends / parents / siblings town in to upset them :)

[He11cat]

Oh finaly I joked with someone their house was glowing like a beacon on the map.. Gin palace, gentlemans opium den and general area of debauchery .. I soon shut up when I got the retort look at your old house then !!!
"serial killer house" on it .. Sadly it is very true!

[bex]

Sadly, I think I'm winning so far. London N7

All crime and ASB 1620

Burglary 131
Antisocial behaviour 624
Robbery 66
Vehicle crime 105
Violent crime 257
Other crime 437

Funnily, the the highest stat for antisocial behaviour is shown as exactly where my flat is. Must be some mistake. :look:

Worryingly, lots of vehicle crime just one street over, gulp.

[chris yeatman]

Sadly, I think I'm winning so far. London N7

All crime and ASB 1620

Burglary 131
Antisocial behaviour 624
Robbery 66
Vehicle crime 105
Violent crime 257
Other crime 437

Funnily, the the highest stat for antisocial behaviour is shown as exactly where my flat is. Must be some mistake. :look:

Worryingly, lots of vehicle crime just one street over, gulp.

Chain ya bike up!!!!

[Dukedesmo]

Just one ASB in the next village, probably the wickerman again... ;)

[chris yeatman]

Not to bad i guess

burglary 5

anti-social behaviour 55

robbery 0

vehicle crime 3

violent crime 10

other crime 28

[Funkatronic]

n8 surprisingly bad!! especially for burglaries :on::on:

[J.P]

Sadly, I think I'm winning so far. London N7

All crime and ASB 1620

Burglary 131
Antisocial behaviour 624
Robbery 66
Vehicle crime 105
Violent crime 257
Other crime 437

Funnily, the the highest stat for antisocial behaviour is shown as exactly where my flat is. Must be some mistake. :look:

Worryingly, lots of vehicle crime just one street over, gulp.

Jesus, you even make Lewisham look bad !

[Stuart42]

Well sleepy Andover fairs quite well with just one ASBO just round the corner from me.

On a totally unrelated matter, Martin, when did your inlaws move into the road just round the corner from me?

Cheers
Stuart

[Char]

All Crime and ASB 85
Burglary 7 (mostly insurance jobs)
Anti-social 50 (mostly my kids anyway)
Robbery 0 (because they dont commit on thier own doorstep)
Vehicle Crime 2
Violent crime 1
Other crime 25 (bit of cat napping)

Hope no one can work out my postcode from these stats or the ducati related figures may increase

[Gadget]

All crime and ASB 437 for December 2010

Burglary 48
Anti-social behaviour 179
Robbery 13
Vehicle crime 22
Violent crime 73
Other crime 102

This is only the stuff the police know about.
You can zoom in on the map and pick out hot spots.
Different housing estates, night clubs etc

[uksurfer]

On a totally unrelated matter, Martin, when did your inlaws move into the road just round the corner from me?


start of december i think, your lucky, those are the good ones........... :p

you lot make me feel quite upmarket

All crime and ASB 60

Burglary 7
Anti-social behaviour 27
Robbery 0
Vehicle crime 3
Violent crime 5
Other crime 18

[Gordon H]

Sod all happens round my way - well apart from the 7 cars that were fire bombed in on night, but that's it really.........

To be fair, they thought it out though - picked on older cars without alarms so they were well abalze before anyone noticed.

Then it was back to sod all happning again.....

Mind you, our neighbourhood watch posse make Charles Bronsons "Death Wish" character look like Lembit Opik

[gremlin]

Zilch in my village and about 5 in next village, no burglaries, 3 ASB, 2 violent crimes so not bad considering. Just wondering whether the insurance companies are rubbing their hands being a cynic and all that! It's not that accurate though, apparantly an area in Cambridge had 150 odd crimes but when the police were asked about it they were bemused as they hadn't had any crimes reported, they had bit of a dig about and found it related to an area two streets away!

[Mr Cake]

Anti-social - 1. And that was probably me.

C

[Grumpy]

Rather mundane for where I live...........all zero's!
Basically nothing happens!!!( will the last person leaving the village please switch the lights off!)

[BluprintZ]

All crime and ASB - 16.

Burglary - 1.

ASB - 12.

Robbery - 0.

Vehicle crime - 1.

Violent crime - 0.

Other crime - 2.

I'm in between Bangor and Caernarfon, it's only a smallish village but i bet Bangor and Caernarfon show a lot more crime.

G ; )

[Mand]

Anti-social - 1. And that was probably me.

C

Never mind that, there'll be a shooting if you don't get that light fitting in the bathroom sorted.....

:flamed:

[Nickj]

OMG!! There was a burglary near here last year, just one mind.
The biggest number is 4 'others' .. It doesn't say but they may well have involved sheep ;)

[Nonnie]

Anti-social - 1. And that was probably me.

C

You're damn right!

God I miss you two. When the hell are we seeing you again? xx

[johnsy]

Just the 3 ASB, don't think they were me :drunk:

[Mr Cake]

God I miss you two. When the hell are we seeing you again? xx

That all depends on how much more creepy these posts get...

;)

C

[Mand]

You're damn right!

God I miss you two. When the hell are we seeing you again? xx

Hopefully soon... we will need to get our passports updated so we can get out of Crewe.

:p

[J.P]

Can the 'Crewe' and 'Norfolk' love in move to its own thread please, I trying to eat my breakfast !

[Mand]

Can the 'Crewe' and 'Norfolk' love in move to its own thread please, I trying to eat my breakfast !

bless you... is all the London Smog and smell of turds from the Thames ruining the taste of your bacon buttie? ;)

[J.P]

No.........it's the 1,063 crimes that happened in Lewisham Village in December that's doing that.


See how I got this thread back on course.................. ;)