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He11cat
13-01-2011, 10:44 AM
WHY I AM DEPRESSED...........

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 30 years ago, when Margaret Thatcher increased welfare she said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now David Cameron has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land
I was so depressed last night thinking about, the Budget, Health Care Plans, The
Economy, The Wars, Lost Jobs, Savings Plans, Food Quality, Social Welfare Cuts,
Retirement Funds, Pension Levies, Property Tax, Water Charges, College Fees,
Eco/Carbon Tax, Enviro Tax, IHT, Smart Meters, Delivery Charges, TV licenses,
Insurance Policy levies, The Third Budget in Three Years, The Banks, Property
Developers etc. . .

I called the Samaritans

Got through to a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck or fly a
plane..............................

I would like to add this made me laugh.. but in no way bares any leaning on which side of the political fence I sit... comrad (only joking!)..:p

jimz750
13-01-2011, 11:17 AM
WHY I AM DEPRESSED...........

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 30 years ago, when Margaret Thatcher increased welfare she said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now David Cameron has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land
I was so depressed last night thinking about, the Budget, Health Care Plans, The
Economy, The Wars, Lost Jobs, Savings Plans, Food Quality, Social Welfare Cuts,
Retirement Funds, Pension Levies, Property Tax, Water Charges, College Fees,
Eco/Carbon Tax, Enviro Tax, IHT, Smart Meters, Delivery Charges, TV licenses,
Insurance Policy levies, The Third Budget in Three Years, The Banks, Property
Developers etc. . .

I called the Samaritans

Got through to a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck or fly a
plane..............................

I would like to add this made me laugh.. but in no way bares any leaning on which side of the political fence I sit... comrad (only joking!)..:p

Can I sit next to you on your Fence.

He11cat
13-01-2011, 01:07 PM
Sure .. il budge up ! nice view on the world from up here isn't it ! :)

BluprintZ
13-01-2011, 02:31 PM
Room for another?

G ; )

utopia
13-01-2011, 03:30 PM
Budge along a bit.
Would anyone like to smoke some of this ?
Reality ain't what it seems, you know.
Did you not read Castaneda ?
Or Leary ?
Turn on, tune up, drop the clutch.

jimz750
13-01-2011, 03:40 PM
Sure .. il budge up ! nice view on the world from up here isn't it ! :)

Beutiful view!

He11cat
14-01-2011, 02:07 AM
A bag of cheesey wotzits and a beer would be good right now :)
The " sit on the fence " party could be pretty good..